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· Jul 2
I'm 14 and my youth pastor is advocating for "nofap gooning" to me over xbox live
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The totem of nervous excitement
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The totem of nervous excitement
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My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now
December 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now
the sole downside of this site not having private accounts is you can't pqrt annoying people into thinking they're being gangstalked
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the sole downside of this site not having private accounts is you can't pqrt annoying people into thinking they're being gangstalked
if better call saul was vince improving on breaking bad's accusations of sexism, pluribus is him doubling down on it by making marie the main character of the fucking show
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
if better call saul was vince improving on breaking bad's accusations of sexism, pluribus is him doubling down on it by making marie the main character of the fucking show
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
chinese people are the first thing I've been thankful for today
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
chinese people are the first thing I've been thankful for today
everywhere has the same person all the time. it makes me very sad
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
everywhere has the same person all the time. it makes me very sad
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This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
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Ima sit my white ass down and glisten
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ima sit my white ass down and glisten
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platonic ideal of slinky
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
platonic ideal of slinky
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clear your mind of all the unnecessary bullshit. what really matters in this world is Shapes. like triangles and rhombuses & shit. that's lowkey what it's all about
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
clear your mind of all the unnecessary bullshit. what really matters in this world is Shapes. like triangles and rhombuses & shit. that's lowkey what it's all about
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Curl Up & Dye
Bowdon, GA
Bowdon, GA
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Curl Up & Dye
Bowdon, GA
Bowdon, GA
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I come home to my perfectly spherical wife. she does not greet me because her firmware is updating. we are happy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I come home to my perfectly spherical wife. she does not greet me because her firmware is updating. we are happy.
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Foreverial hill-bound sisyphus with permanent rock pushing hands and punishized with permanent strong rock pushing leg foreverial rock cursed and loving it
May 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Foreverial hill-bound sisyphus with permanent rock pushing hands and punishized with permanent strong rock pushing leg foreverial rock cursed and loving it
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You’re the pellet with the poison, you’re the hand that holds the pearl
#fantast #fantasyart #furry #oc #zamonia
#fantast #fantasyart #furry #oc #zamonia
November 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
You’re the pellet with the poison, you’re the hand that holds the pearl
#fantast #fantasyart #furry #oc #zamonia
#fantast #fantasyart #furry #oc #zamonia
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recent commission for a friend
June 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
recent commission for a friend
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