Rasputin

charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

always a good time to let people know this! It’s called the Imagination Library and operates across the USA, UK, Ireland, Australia, and Canada

Trying to figure out the logistics of opening up a bookstore/cafe/flower shop/ceramics studio/crêperie/kitten rescue/food truck/wine bar/yarn depot/ boardgame outlet/bakery/thrift store/ puppy daycare. Who wants a piece of this sure thing?

I have 10 days left of my 18 month parental leave and I am not coping well😭

Proposal for a new Olympic event: successfully administering antibiotic eye drops to a toddler.

reasons why my toddler is screaming: he offered his food to the dog and she ate it. this happens every single day. he is always surprised

My MIL is often concerned my toddler doesn’t eat much meat at meals.

She’s never seen her slam back fried chicken and I’ll probably keep it that way.

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

- retail associate at Winners & Coles & Gap (still trying to match the high of working at a bookstore)
- RA at Acadia University
- HR Planning with 5CdnDiv
- Assistant Manager at Admiralty House Communications Museum