@northernpiper.bsky.social
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be
You know, this IS a testable theory 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You know, this IS a testable theory 🤔
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johnny manziel was addicted to drugs and played better
jameis winston literally could not see. played better
RGIII played better on one knee
Trevor Lawrence played better with a coach that was grabbing ass in local college bars
Whatever excuse you come up with, someone else played better with it
jameis winston literally could not see. played better
RGIII played better on one knee
Trevor Lawrence played better with a coach that was grabbing ass in local college bars
Whatever excuse you come up with, someone else played better with it
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
johnny manziel was addicted to drugs and played better
jameis winston literally could not see. played better
RGIII played better on one knee
Trevor Lawrence played better with a coach that was grabbing ass in local college bars
Whatever excuse you come up with, someone else played better with it
jameis winston literally could not see. played better
RGIII played better on one knee
Trevor Lawrence played better with a coach that was grabbing ass in local college bars
Whatever excuse you come up with, someone else played better with it
Really, REALLY wanted McCarthy to be legit for the #Vikings, but just can’t deny what my eyes show me - this guy cannot throw a football with any accuracy or touch, ever.
The jury is in, this guy should be playing shortstop somewhere.
The QB search continues 🤷♂️
The jury is in, this guy should be playing shortstop somewhere.
The QB search continues 🤷♂️
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Really, REALLY wanted McCarthy to be legit for the #Vikings, but just can’t deny what my eyes show me - this guy cannot throw a football with any accuracy or touch, ever.
The jury is in, this guy should be playing shortstop somewhere.
The QB search continues 🤷♂️
The jury is in, this guy should be playing shortstop somewhere.
The QB search continues 🤷♂️
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Pete Hegseth conducted a live fire exercise over I-5 as part of a made-for-Fox stunt for him and Vance which had a misfire that struck a Highway Patrol vehicle and could have killed people?
Who could have foreseen this?
Who could have foreseen this?
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pete Hegseth conducted a live fire exercise over I-5 as part of a made-for-Fox stunt for him and Vance which had a misfire that struck a Highway Patrol vehicle and could have killed people?
Who could have foreseen this?
Who could have foreseen this?
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*siiiiiiigggghhhh*
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*siiiiiiigggghhhh*
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So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
Did it happen yet?
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Did it happen yet?
This Weekend at Bernie’s reboot is lit!
September 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This Weekend at Bernie’s reboot is lit!
This episode of Hoarders is wild!
August 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This episode of Hoarders is wild!
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🤣✨️ There's always receipts.
July 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🤣✨️ There's always receipts.
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Trump angling for a Nobel Peace Prize while oozing himself into a war with Iran after having run on a platform of “No New Wars” is peak MAGA.
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump angling for a Nobel Peace Prize while oozing himself into a war with Iran after having run on a platform of “No New Wars” is peak MAGA.
It’s what we deserve
June 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It’s what we deserve
Good lord, $1M for a reheated Swanson’s dinner dumped onto some gaudy trump themed tableware
What a time to be alive 🫠
What a time to be alive 🫠
Trump crypto dinner plate.. on average, each guest spent $1M on the entry ticket
May 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Good lord, $1M for a reheated Swanson’s dinner dumped onto some gaudy trump themed tableware
What a time to be alive 🫠
What a time to be alive 🫠
This cabal of grifters and psychopaths said exactly what they would do if elected, now they’re doing it 🤷♂️
You get the government you deserve
You get the government you deserve
It's remarkable how much of this administration's agenda has been laser focused on simply making life worse for ordinary Americans.
Russell Vought, acting head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, has canceled plans to introduce new rules designed to limit the ability of US data brokers to sell Americans’ most sensitive data, credit history, and Social Security numbers.
May 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This cabal of grifters and psychopaths said exactly what they would do if elected, now they’re doing it 🤷♂️
You get the government you deserve
You get the government you deserve
Cool, any chance can we get Barry Bonds in before he dies?
"In a historic, sweeping decision, baseball commissioner Rob Manfred on Tuesday removed Pete Rose, "Shoeless" Joe Jackson and other deceased players from Major League Baseball's permanently ineligible list."
Rose, 'Shoeless' Joe HOF-eligible as MLB lifts ban
The all-time hit king and Jackson -- both longtime baseball pariahs stained by gambling, seen by MLB as the game's mortal sin -- are now presumably eligible for election into the Baseball Hall of Fame...
www.espn.com
May 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cool, any chance can we get Barry Bonds in before he dies?
Interesting poll result here, mainly because most Americans did jack-shit when given the direct opportunity to prevent Trump from being a dangerous dictator
#YouGetTheGovernmentYouDeserve
#YouGetTheGovernmentYouDeserve
May 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Interesting poll result here, mainly because most Americans did jack-shit when given the direct opportunity to prevent Trump from being a dangerous dictator
#YouGetTheGovernmentYouDeserve
#YouGetTheGovernmentYouDeserve
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This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
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“All right next up on the line is Donnie from Queens, Donnie whaddaya got for us”
April 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“All right next up on the line is Donnie from Queens, Donnie whaddaya got for us”