@northwooddragon.bsky.social
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Trump's command center is just some black sheets draped over poles around a card table with wooden chairs in an unused Mar-a-Lago storeroom while the Minister of War reads some tweets from military geniuses like Field Marshal Catturd and Space Cadet Musk on the progress of the glorious operation.
January 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Trump's command center is just some black sheets draped over poles around a card table with wooden chairs in an unused Mar-a-Lago storeroom while the Minister of War reads some tweets from military geniuses like Field Marshal Catturd and Space Cadet Musk on the progress of the glorious operation.
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No one is really in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
No one is really in charge.
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This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
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Attacking/kidnapping in a sovereign nation without congressional approval?
Bad things happen when a demented, syphilitic, convicted felon and aging pedophile is given control of the world's most powerful military. As I've said numerous times, this criminal has to be removed from power immediately.
Bad things happen when a demented, syphilitic, convicted felon and aging pedophile is given control of the world's most powerful military. As I've said numerous times, this criminal has to be removed from power immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Attacking/kidnapping in a sovereign nation without congressional approval?
Bad things happen when a demented, syphilitic, convicted felon and aging pedophile is given control of the world's most powerful military. As I've said numerous times, this criminal has to be removed from power immediately.
Bad things happen when a demented, syphilitic, convicted felon and aging pedophile is given control of the world's most powerful military. As I've said numerous times, this criminal has to be removed from power immediately.
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There’s always a tweet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There’s always a tweet.
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Lies. Lies through his teeth.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Lies. Lies through his teeth.
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In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In any other White House, this WSJ article would be immediate cause for impeachment. With Trump just add it to the pile.
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U.S. Finds Ukraine Didn’t Target Putin in Drone Strike ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Falling for Russian propaganda demands a spectacular degree of stupidity.
"Putin is a coloniser in the real world and in the minds of people. He has successfully and thoroughly colonised Trump’s mind." @warinthefuture.bsky.social
Falling for Russian propaganda demands a spectacular degree of stupidity.
"Putin is a coloniser in the real world and in the minds of people. He has successfully and thoroughly colonised Trump’s mind." @warinthefuture.bsky.social
Exclusive | U.S. Finds Ukraine Didn’t Target Putin in Drone Strike
Disclosure of the findings comes as Trump appeared to play down the Russian claim of an attempted attack.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 AM
U.S. Finds Ukraine Didn’t Target Putin in Drone Strike ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Falling for Russian propaganda demands a spectacular degree of stupidity.
"Putin is a coloniser in the real world and in the minds of people. He has successfully and thoroughly colonised Trump’s mind." @warinthefuture.bsky.social
Falling for Russian propaganda demands a spectacular degree of stupidity.
"Putin is a coloniser in the real world and in the minds of people. He has successfully and thoroughly colonised Trump’s mind." @warinthefuture.bsky.social
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The more you know…
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The more you know…
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Wrong bird, wrong year, wrong country.
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wrong bird, wrong year, wrong country.
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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Russian Kinzhal missile struck a private residential house in Chernigiv region. Explosive ordnance disposal specialists neutralized the warhead.
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Russian Kinzhal missile struck a private residential house in Chernigiv region. Explosive ordnance disposal specialists neutralized the warhead.
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
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Just to clarify...
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just to clarify...
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Here's my Starter Pack of AI slop-free Seattle and PNW news outlets. Please let me know if you know of more that have committed to not using AI. go.bsky.app/CgTfMoe
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Here's my Starter Pack of AI slop-free Seattle and PNW news outlets. Please let me know if you know of more that have committed to not using AI. go.bsky.app/CgTfMoe
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It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.
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The Needling joins these publications in refusing to slurp AI slop. Seattle's Only Real Fake News reporting is written by real human real fake news journalists. All of our images are either real photos or only altered via amateur Photoshop skills learned in a high school yearbook class.
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Needling joins these publications in refusing to slurp AI slop. Seattle's Only Real Fake News reporting is written by real human real fake news journalists. All of our images are either real photos or only altered via amateur Photoshop skills learned in a high school yearbook class.
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Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every writer who generates a slop image for their work is a class traitor.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
"I can't afford a visual artist"
So your solution is stabbing artists in the back? Stealing from them?
Furthermore, slop-generated imagery suggests slop-generated writing. That's how you're presenting yourself.
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Just like Brandon, every import we bring in now has a bill like this attached. Most of ours run $1.3k-$4.5k, so imagine how much of a chunk these duties are taking out of your fave importers' margins. Ouch.
It's stark these days how much you stick it to the man by choosing indie over big evil corp.
It's stark these days how much you stick it to the man by choosing indie over big evil corp.
Just got this notification. My business has a small shipment of Colombian tea currently in customs in Miami. We paid $965 for the tea. The Trump administration is taxing us an additional $142.84.
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just like Brandon, every import we bring in now has a bill like this attached. Most of ours run $1.3k-$4.5k, so imagine how much of a chunk these duties are taking out of your fave importers' margins. Ouch.
It's stark these days how much you stick it to the man by choosing indie over big evil corp.
It's stark these days how much you stick it to the man by choosing indie over big evil corp.