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found a book on magic in a garbage can.
Shout out to everyone who sings “Dude Love” when you hear “Good Lovin’” by The Rascals.
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Shout out to everyone who sings “Dude Love” when you hear “Good Lovin’” by The Rascals.
I should probably stand & walk
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I should probably stand & walk
I feel like we were robbed of hearing Gilbert Gottfried sing Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill. 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I feel like we were robbed of hearing Gilbert Gottfried sing Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill. 🤔
Put Things Places is not my favorite album I’ve written ,but I kind of like some of the tunes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Put Things Places is not my favorite album I’ve written ,but I kind of like some of the tunes.
Most profitable Halloween ever, thanks to our beautiful candy tariffs!! The children learned to love paying us for the candy, and we’re now respected in the neighborhood at levels no one has ever seen!!!
See how goddamn stupid that sounds?? Yeah. Move on from the madness. ✌🏻
See how goddamn stupid that sounds?? Yeah. Move on from the madness. ✌🏻
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Most profitable Halloween ever, thanks to our beautiful candy tariffs!! The children learned to love paying us for the candy, and we’re now respected in the neighborhood at levels no one has ever seen!!!
See how goddamn stupid that sounds?? Yeah. Move on from the madness. ✌🏻
See how goddamn stupid that sounds?? Yeah. Move on from the madness. ✌🏻
Counting Stroh’s
Slightly diminish a band:
WHAM?
WHAM?
Slightly diminish a band:
Frankie Goes to Omaha
Frankie Goes to Omaha
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Counting Stroh’s
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A thing not often mentioned here is one of the things OpenAI is trying to take away is community. Having experts beyond yourself — and professionals and friends and family and and and — means interacting with them, enforcing community. This attempts (poorly, thankfully) to diminish and destroy that.
OpenAI releases the newest version of the AI model that powers its popular ChatGPT chatbot, with CEO Sam Altman promoting it as like having a “team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket.”
OpenAI releases GPT-5, calling it a ‘team of Ph.D. level experts in your pocket’
OpenAI says its latest version of the popular AI model is better at coding, more accurate and less deceptive than previous versions.
nbcnews.to
August 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A thing not often mentioned here is one of the things OpenAI is trying to take away is community. Having experts beyond yourself — and professionals and friends and family and and and — means interacting with them, enforcing community. This attempts (poorly, thankfully) to diminish and destroy that.
Sometimes the Wegman’s sparkling water tastes like shitty suntan lotion.
Other times it tastes like Aloe.
Know when you’re winning.
#knowwhenyourewinning
Other times it tastes like Aloe.
Know when you’re winning.
#knowwhenyourewinning
August 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sometimes the Wegman’s sparkling water tastes like shitty suntan lotion.
Other times it tastes like Aloe.
Know when you’re winning.
#knowwhenyourewinning
Other times it tastes like Aloe.
Know when you’re winning.
#knowwhenyourewinning
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We grew up so poor we could only read The Gatsby
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We grew up so poor we could only read The Gatsby
I’ve heard Follow You Follow Me by Genesis twice in 20 mins & now I think I’m in some weird ass black mirror shit 👀
a bald man stands in front of a pool table
ALT: a bald man stands in front of a pool table
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’ve heard Follow You Follow Me by Genesis twice in 20 mins & now I think I’m in some weird ass black mirror shit 👀
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If you think this only counts for white immigrants then you can beso mucho my magnificent black ass.
July 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If you think this only counts for white immigrants then you can beso mucho my magnificent black ass.
“Be as stupid as the other kids in your class” would’ve been helpful fucking advice seeing how things are
July 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Be as stupid as the other kids in your class” would’ve been helpful fucking advice seeing how things are
A muppet Suspiria remake & I don’t won’t to hear any incorrect opinions.
#yougotthatright #youregreat #jerkstore
#yougotthatright #youregreat #jerkstore
July 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A muppet Suspiria remake & I don’t won’t to hear any incorrect opinions.
#yougotthatright #youregreat #jerkstore
#yougotthatright #youregreat #jerkstore
I think stepping on blue suede shoes was a whole fucking thing way back when
July 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I think stepping on blue suede shoes was a whole fucking thing way back when
Billie Joe Armstrong character actor is a really good character actor.
I just can’t though. #goodriddance #good #notreally
I just can’t though. #goodriddance #good #notreally
July 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Billie Joe Armstrong character actor is a really good character actor.
I just can’t though. #goodriddance #good #notreally
I just can’t though. #goodriddance #good #notreally
No to go all Iron Sheik on ya, but Fuck the “infinite workday”
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
No to go all Iron Sheik on ya, but Fuck the “infinite workday”
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FREE KIRKLAND MARIO CANTONE
Police in Lower Allen Twp. say a summons was issued for 45-year-old Ronald Melusky after he was caught on camera placing "I love Nazi" and "Ask me about my microscopic penis" stickers to a Cybertruck with a custom wrap back in April, causing what a news release described as $3,710 worth of damage.
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
FREE KIRKLAND MARIO CANTONE
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You call it Irish Dancing, I call it what it is: mocking the armless
June 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You call it Irish Dancing, I call it what it is: mocking the armless
Just saw a dude do a shot & use two hands to hold the glass…
I…I’m going to need some time to process this shit.
FUCK this country got real weird real fast
I…I’m going to need some time to process this shit.
FUCK this country got real weird real fast
May 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just saw a dude do a shot & use two hands to hold the glass…
I…I’m going to need some time to process this shit.
FUCK this country got real weird real fast
I…I’m going to need some time to process this shit.
FUCK this country got real weird real fast
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what makes NYC one of the greatest cities in the world in the same way London and mumbai are is that nothing ever fazes the people in these places. A guy dressed as a rat carrying a slice of pizza bigger than the average child? Sidestep, take the railing go about your day and never think of it again
May 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
what makes NYC one of the greatest cities in the world in the same way London and mumbai are is that nothing ever fazes the people in these places. A guy dressed as a rat carrying a slice of pizza bigger than the average child? Sidestep, take the railing go about your day and never think of it again
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May 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Hey guys cutting up two sweet potatoes completely winded me I think it's over for me for good
it was nice while it lasted
it was nice while it lasted
May 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey guys cutting up two sweet potatoes completely winded me I think it's over for me for good
it was nice while it lasted
it was nice while it lasted