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attorney. aspiring happiness producer. views are my own
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Selective outrage of the right.
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Selective outrage of the right.
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Update: Still a dictator on Day 15.
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Update: Still a dictator on Day 15.
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All the homies trying to love without the fear of loss
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
All the homies trying to love without the fear of loss
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He orchestrated a coup. It failed.
He was a convicted felon.
He rose to power on a wave of divisive propaganda and hateful anti-immigrant rhetoric.
He promised to make things great again.
He threatened to annex his neighbors.
I'm referring, of course, to Adolf Hitler.
He was a convicted felon.
He rose to power on a wave of divisive propaganda and hateful anti-immigrant rhetoric.
He promised to make things great again.
He threatened to annex his neighbors.
I'm referring, of course, to Adolf Hitler.
January 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He orchestrated a coup. It failed.
He was a convicted felon.
He rose to power on a wave of divisive propaganda and hateful anti-immigrant rhetoric.
He promised to make things great again.
He threatened to annex his neighbors.
I'm referring, of course, to Adolf Hitler.
He was a convicted felon.
He rose to power on a wave of divisive propaganda and hateful anti-immigrant rhetoric.
He promised to make things great again.
He threatened to annex his neighbors.
I'm referring, of course, to Adolf Hitler.
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They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.
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Your honor my client was being controlled by a small rodent under his hat
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your honor my client was being controlled by a small rodent under his hat
you should be entitled to financial compensation when someone honks at you in traffic and they’re actually in the wrong. that should cost money
January 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
you should be entitled to financial compensation when someone honks at you in traffic and they’re actually in the wrong. that should cost money
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How many teeth is a person supposed to have? In your collection, I mean
January 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How many teeth is a person supposed to have? In your collection, I mean
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Rolling into the new year like…
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Rolling into the new year like…
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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More than almost anything else, I will miss having a President who is capable of compassion, decency and empathy in times of crisis.
January 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
More than almost anything else, I will miss having a President who is capable of compassion, decency and empathy in times of crisis.
As per my last nervous breakdown
December 28, 2024 at 3:57 AM
As per my last nervous breakdown
Alright friends! Time for that classic Christmas debate, is Santa an invitee, licensee, or trespasser?
December 24, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Alright friends! Time for that classic Christmas debate, is Santa an invitee, licensee, or trespasser?
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Lauren Bobert is so dumb, she could throw herself on the ground and miss.
Boebert: We are already seeing an end to the woke agenda… because America is fully awake and not woke
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Lauren Bobert is so dumb, she could throw herself on the ground and miss.
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My annual reading goal for 2025 is 69 books because I like to keep it balanced between well read and deeply immature.
December 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
My annual reading goal for 2025 is 69 books because I like to keep it balanced between well read and deeply immature.
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going to hawk tuah vice into that case
December 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
going to hawk tuah vice into that case
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Republicans cut $200 million in funding for childhood cancer research, but please tell me more about how “pro-life” they are, won’t you.
December 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Republicans cut $200 million in funding for childhood cancer research, but please tell me more about how “pro-life” they are, won’t you.
and now i have laryngitis. mouth gone, problem solved. heard it here first folks, i am now unequivocally perfect
December 20, 2024 at 2:19 PM
and now i have laryngitis. mouth gone, problem solved. heard it here first folks, i am now unequivocally perfect
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Hello sharks, today I am asking for $1,000,000,000 to build my toddler transportation device. It’s called Kid-A-Pult. Yes, it is dangerous
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Hello sharks, today I am asking for $1,000,000,000 to build my toddler transportation device. It’s called Kid-A-Pult. Yes, it is dangerous
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Goodnight 🌙
Fuck Matt Gaetz.
Fuck Matt Gaetz.
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Goodnight 🌙
Fuck Matt Gaetz.
Fuck Matt Gaetz.
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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6yo: What’s it like being a grown up?
Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?
Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 AM
6yo: What’s it like being a grown up?
Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?
Me: Remember when Nana gave you a birthday card with no money in it?
it’s bananas how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life
December 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
it’s bananas how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life