🏴 Neverwas
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I was born with a silver tongue in my mouth
I wear camouflage to stand out
January 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I wear camouflage to stand out
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
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it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
Lollygagging sounds like it should be a lot more erotic than it actually is
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lollygagging sounds like it should be a lot more erotic than it actually is
Getting older is just being pissed off with people who are doing exactly the same thing as you did when you were younger
May 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Getting older is just being pissed off with people who are doing exactly the same thing as you did when you were younger
I just think, in this world, if there's not something wrong with you.... Then there's something wrong with you
May 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I just think, in this world, if there's not something wrong with you.... Then there's something wrong with you
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Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
Math puns make me number.
May 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
Math puns make me number.
I wonder if now, due to the internet, more people become who they want to be
May 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I wonder if now, due to the internet, more people become who they want to be
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Don't mistake my kindness for kindness. I probably have ulterior motives.
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Don't mistake my kindness for kindness. I probably have ulterior motives.
My dog likes both of us to go swimming.... Whether I'm dressed for it or not.
April 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My dog likes both of us to go swimming.... Whether I'm dressed for it or not.
At least Bluesky goes down on me
April 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
At least Bluesky goes down on me
The enemy of your enemy is not your friend
April 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The enemy of your enemy is not your friend
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If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist
April 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist
I still don't know what was so bad about America that it had to be made "Great" again
April 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I still don't know what was so bad about America that it had to be made "Great" again
Whatever it is..... Don't save it for a special occasion
April 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Whatever it is..... Don't save it for a special occasion
Stupid is not an excuse to be hateful
April 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Stupid is not an excuse to be hateful
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THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE -
April 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
THIS IS WHAT A TRADE WAR LOOKS LIKE -
They should teach imagination in schools
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
They should teach imagination in schools
I've reached the nirvana of not really knowing what I'm doing as an adult.... But not really caring either...
March 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I've reached the nirvana of not really knowing what I'm doing as an adult.... But not really caring either...