Nutria Atomica: El Rey de Canada
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nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Gonna stop being so political all the time, instead, here are good comic ideas I have had:

Zatanna is dating a slight of hand stage magician who has 1 stupid trick Batman can't figure out. It's a one shot and we follow Bruce's rapid deterioration as his detective work can't
crack it
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Didn't they already to this in Nolan's Batmans?
calamityjon.bsky.social
The only thing I've really enjoyed about Batman's relentless media omnipresence over the last forty years is his butler being repeatedly retconned into an increasingly stone cold professional killer. Another decade or two and Alfred Pennyworth will be wanted by the ICC for war crimes.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Oh wild! I do the opposite and make z sounds at the ends of words into s's because of being from chicago
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Y'all say "Boos" like the o's in "book" i presume?
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Hey, see something say something. Thats all our civic duties
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
you fucking nerds are making Big Barda weigh less than The Rock because you can't handle the thought of a big lady.

Shameful
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
I'm sorry what? You're telling me 7 ft tall Big Barda is 250lbs? That's some bullshit right there. Wonder Woman is 250, Barda gotta be 3 spins at least!
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
you all know damn well those are both well within their characters. Admit it, cowards!
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Marvel can't seem to make this shit work, and it's because they won't hire me to run it, and have my bold plot lines like :

Jean Grey constantly commits microaggressions because she's a suburban white lady

and

Daredevil starts an Onlyfans
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
The Ultimate Universe will end in April 2026.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
I don't live there anymore, and I'd never claim to be from there, but Louisville is apparently a shibboleth
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
My grandfather moved here as a child from mexico. If you go past my great grandparents, the reliability of Marvel's continuity is far greater than government records
theonion.com
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Because that's only one (1) intrusive thought away!
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
You know what's odd about this question: The easiest answer is Kendrick Lamar, because he won a pulitzer and it's defensible. But we don't really credit rappers who are, for lack of a better term, non-academic. Like, 2 Chains is out here doing some crazy shit. So are Run The Jewels
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
It depends. A real problem with rap, (maybe all music?) is that there seems to be a real fear of calling anyone who isn't extremely serious a Great Lyricist, but Kendrick is a very defensible choice.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
How do you think you get hired to be the guy in disney animated pitch meetings whose only question is: "But the mom is a smoke show with a fat ass, right?"

Because honestly, that's my dream job
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kibblesmith.com
Okay so he’s a mouse and his villain his a one legged cat

Love it, this is classic cartoon stuff

Okay I change my mind he’s gonna look more like a bulldog

A bulldog and a mouse?

The mouse isn’t in it anymore the bulldog is Goofy’s neighbor their sons are friends
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
She went on to create a band with the kid who played Pinsky on the hit Nickleodeon show Salute your Shorts! I don't think they were very popular
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
For the record, I DO NOT recommend laughing at men with their hands on assault rifles, but I DO think confronting fascists with vulgarity and absurdity is a pretty solid tactic
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ingforart.bsky.social
It's true
spearhafoc.bsky.social
It's @ingforart.bsky.social's theory of Antifascist Clowns.

Fash street thugs want to fight to show toughness, but clowns are a step too far. If they win against the clown, the best they can say is they beat up a clown. But if they lose? Even if it's a %1 chance... there's no coming back from that
lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
The best part of how Portland is handling this is they’re not only protesting, but also angering the goose steppers by not taking them seriously.

Pretty genius. Because even ICE & the national guard don’t want to be displayed as that asshole fighting people in cute costumes.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
So, one time at a protest of a 3% rally, I saw squads of guys walking around with assault rifles and I looked at them a laughed, because objectively, being shot by a guy with an AR at a peaceful protest in a safe, liberal city would be a funny way to go for me, and they were clearly wierded out
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Every time this shit starts up I like how tech reporters are shocked that people don't want to have cameras and microphones constantly pointed at them so some dweebs can do real time price-comparisons for prickly pears or some bullshit.

Just kidding, they're trying to record upskirt videos
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Because they have died under every previous democratic candidate, and moving further from the milquetoast, lip service defenses of trans people that the dems have offered in favor of silence is probably not going to increase their safety.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Just so we are all clear on this: Long-Horizon Strategy is code for "Many of them will have to die".

Personally, I find advocating for the expendability of marginalized groups to not be a super positive thing to do, but I'm not like, a political brain genius or anything
talleststone.bsky.social
I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.