NWDaddy
@nwdad.bsky.social
NSFW account; 🔞
Here for the beautiful 🍆+🍑 - and bad dad jokes. 😉
Seattle is home
Here for the beautiful 🍆+🍑 - and bad dad jokes. 😉
Seattle is home
Woooof
Happy #FCF!
The musclepup came over the other day 😈
I got a little too aggressive and he ended up tapping out literally in the middle of me seeding his second hole as deep and hard as I could. Then I let him ride me til he blew all over my chest, so we’re both happy
The musclepup came over the other day 😈
I got a little too aggressive and he ended up tapping out literally in the middle of me seeding his second hole as deep and hard as I could. Then I let him ride me til he blew all over my chest, so we’re both happy
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Woooof
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This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)
Woooooof
August 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Woooooof
🙄 Join the group! Also, he’s a fascist pig.
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
🙄 Join the group! Also, he’s a fascist pig.
Huh. Almost as if she’s a pathological liar now that her job depends on it.
July 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Huh. Almost as if she’s a pathological liar now that her job depends on it.
Useful to throw at anyone who tries to claim that King, Collins, and Murkowski are gay-friendly.
July 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Useful to throw at anyone who tries to claim that King, Collins, and Murkowski are gay-friendly.
Ewwww, just no. This should be a layup. Why is Newsom always so sleazy? (No offense to actual fun sleaze.)
Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.
July 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ewwww, just no. This should be a layup. Why is Newsom always so sleazy? (No offense to actual fun sleaze.)
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
theonion.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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Drag Race is not worth it.
Porn is not worth it.
Twitch is not worth it.
News is not worth it.
Onlyfans / JustForFans is not worth it.
Podcast is not worth it.
The only valid reason to have an X App account is if one is a Nazi because that’s where Nazis congregate.
Porn is not worth it.
Twitch is not worth it.
News is not worth it.
Onlyfans / JustForFans is not worth it.
Podcast is not worth it.
The only valid reason to have an X App account is if one is a Nazi because that’s where Nazis congregate.
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Drag Race is not worth it.
Porn is not worth it.
Twitch is not worth it.
News is not worth it.
Onlyfans / JustForFans is not worth it.
Podcast is not worth it.
The only valid reason to have an X App account is if one is a Nazi because that’s where Nazis congregate.
Porn is not worth it.
Twitch is not worth it.
News is not worth it.
Onlyfans / JustForFans is not worth it.
Podcast is not worth it.
The only valid reason to have an X App account is if one is a Nazi because that’s where Nazis congregate.
Ugh. Seriously, wtf is anyone still doing on that Nazi sh*thole of a site? 🤦🏼♂️
July 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ugh. Seriously, wtf is anyone still doing on that Nazi sh*thole of a site? 🤦🏼♂️
Amazing. 10/10
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Amazing. 10/10
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Just a little reminder.❤️
June 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just a little reminder.❤️
Daaaaamn
June 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Daaaaamn
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DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’
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Cassidy provided the deciding vote on confirming RFK. So NOW, a warning.
Senator Fears Anti-Vax Leopards Will Eat His Face - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: Louisiana GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy, who heads the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, raised concerns in a brief post on social media about the Health and Human Serv...
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June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Cassidy provided the deciding vote on confirming RFK. So NOW, a warning.
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News coverage from certain outlets of LA protests is giving Fox News' coverage of Seattle's George Floyd protests. That is, painting a skewed or inaccurate picture of what's actually going on.
Fox News runs digitally altered images in coverage of Seattle's protests, Capitol Hill Organized Protest
The image Fox used was a digitally altered mashup of photos from different days, taken by different photographers in Seattle.
www.seattletimes.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
News coverage from certain outlets of LA protests is giving Fox News' coverage of Seattle's George Floyd protests. That is, painting a skewed or inaccurate picture of what's actually going on.
This is my shocked face. Everyone knew this was coming.*
*Except the very serious pundits who repeatedly told us we were overreacting.
*Except the very serious pundits who repeatedly told us we were overreacting.
June 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is my shocked face. Everyone knew this was coming.*
*Except the very serious pundits who repeatedly told us we were overreacting.
*Except the very serious pundits who repeatedly told us we were overreacting.
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would only deport people on the list she mailed to the White House. “With all of these deportations going on, I can’t help but feel like he’s breaking […]
theonion.com
June 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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Of course. She’s a complete hack who has no moral center. Will say whatever’s convenient at the moment even if it 100% contradicts what she said before.
June 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Of course. She’s a complete hack who has no moral center. Will say whatever’s convenient at the moment even if it 100% contradicts what she said before.
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]
theonion.com
June 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Fuck this.
Ro Khanna wants Democrats to be the party of feeding USAID to a wood chipper, killing thousands. The party of securities fraud, and environmental violations, and union-busting. The party of Great Replacement and White Genocide conspiracy theories. The party of blatant white-only immigration policies
🟡 NEW: Rep. Ro Khanna is working to pull Elon Musk toward Democrats and talked with one of Musk’s “senior confidants” on Thursday about whether he might want to help the Democratic Party in the midterms.
June 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Fuck this.
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Or, hear me out, maybe we don't privatize things that we rely on for national security.
June 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Or, hear me out, maybe we don't privatize things that we rely on for national security.