Snack, friend of Crows.
@oaklandmayor.bsky.social
In a world of salmon, raise bears that will care for the rivers.
A lot of people signing up to die in prison lately, v interesting
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
A lot of people signing up to die in prison lately, v interesting
fuck the new york times
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
fuck the new york times
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
I have the same thing to say to this as I do to them trying to postpone the midterms:
I'd like to see you fuckin try.
I'd like to see you fuckin try.
The DOI's plan “includes as many as 34 potential offshore lease sales ... covering approximately 1.27 billion acres. That includes 21 areas off the coast of Alaska, seven in the Gulf of America, and six along the Pacific coast."
via @sfgate.com
www.sfgate.com/centralcoast...
via @sfgate.com
www.sfgate.com/centralcoast...
Trump admin quietly attempts to open the entire Calif. coast to oil drilling
"We've stopped this before, and we can do it again."
www.sfgate.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I have the same thing to say to this as I do to them trying to postpone the midterms:
I'd like to see you fuckin try.
I'd like to see you fuckin try.
Freedom of action is not freedom of consequence
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Freedom of action is not freedom of consequence
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This guy cannot get to the Hague fast enough.
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This guy cannot get to the Hague fast enough.
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
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It's 2026, we're done with "trying to understand" the Trump voter. All it did was get us another Trump administration. We're going back to not taking them seriously because thats what they deserve.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
It's 2026, we're done with "trying to understand" the Trump voter. All it did was get us another Trump administration. We're going back to not taking them seriously because thats what they deserve.
Stripper / legal question: if I clearly yell "Federal GAYgent" when kicking down a door and stripping, does that free me of any "impersonating a federal officer" yada hoohaa?
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Stripper / legal question: if I clearly yell "Federal GAYgent" when kicking down a door and stripping, does that free me of any "impersonating a federal officer" yada hoohaa?
oh my G so many people are going to prison in about 2 years
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
oh my G so many people are going to prison in about 2 years
I feel bad for the children of whoever writes the NPR news quiz.
"Oh you got into 9/10 colleges you applied to? Almost good work, child."
"Oh you got into 9/10 colleges you applied to? Almost good work, child."
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I feel bad for the children of whoever writes the NPR news quiz.
"Oh you got into 9/10 colleges you applied to? Almost good work, child."
"Oh you got into 9/10 colleges you applied to? Almost good work, child."
Watching Jeopardy and trying to find the episode where you can see it in Trebek's eyes that he knows Ken Jennings will kill him to usurp the throne.
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Watching Jeopardy and trying to find the episode where you can see it in Trebek's eyes that he knows Ken Jennings will kill him to usurp the throne.
If you're from Hawaii and on Jeopardy, are you legally obligated to make some hand gestures indicating such?
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you're from Hawaii and on Jeopardy, are you legally obligated to make some hand gestures indicating such?
bitches going to prison?
"Intense video" Fox News' Matt Finn writes as he smirks and laughs while filming protesters being arrested by ICE agents as he does his little state-sanctioned ride-along with them this morning.
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
bitches going to prison?
Watching old Jeopardy and Trebek is a little too impressed with a guy's ability to do fairly basic math.
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Watching old Jeopardy and Trebek is a little too impressed with a guy's ability to do fairly basic math.
CNN is so weird. When a hurricane is named by the NWS, they report that "Hurricane Marv" or whatever "is bearing down on the east coast" (or whatever)
They don't say "A storm, which a lot of meteorologists call a hurricane, apparently so-called "Marv" is potentially poised to damage the east coast.
They don't say "A storm, which a lot of meteorologists call a hurricane, apparently so-called "Marv" is potentially poised to damage the east coast.
January 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
CNN is so weird. When a hurricane is named by the NWS, they report that "Hurricane Marv" or whatever "is bearing down on the east coast" (or whatever)
They don't say "A storm, which a lot of meteorologists call a hurricane, apparently so-called "Marv" is potentially poised to damage the east coast.
They don't say "A storm, which a lot of meteorologists call a hurricane, apparently so-called "Marv" is potentially poised to damage the east coast.
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Now this: the FBI locked out MN state police from investigating the shooting.
This means only the feds will have the evidence, access to crime scene, witnesses, etc.
But federal leaders, POTUS on down, have preempted their own investigators by already rendering biased, politicized conclusions.
This means only the feds will have the evidence, access to crime scene, witnesses, etc.
But federal leaders, POTUS on down, have preempted their own investigators by already rendering biased, politicized conclusions.
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Now this: the FBI locked out MN state police from investigating the shooting.
This means only the feds will have the evidence, access to crime scene, witnesses, etc.
But federal leaders, POTUS on down, have preempted their own investigators by already rendering biased, politicized conclusions.
This means only the feds will have the evidence, access to crime scene, witnesses, etc.
But federal leaders, POTUS on down, have preempted their own investigators by already rendering biased, politicized conclusions.
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I’ve seen enough. @amtrak.com it’s time to take over the deadliest train the in country because this cannot keep happening.
Brightline sued for $60M by ex-conductor diagnosed with PTSD after witnessing 7 deaths..
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/12/19/b...
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/12/19/b...
Brightline sued for $60M by ex-conductor diagnosed with PTSD after witnessing 7 deaths
A former Brightline conductor who was diagnosed with PTSD after his years on the job has filed a federal lawsuit against the company. He witnessed at least seven deaths in five years.
www.orlandosentinel.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve seen enough. @amtrak.com it’s time to take over the deadliest train the in country because this cannot keep happening.
brohan is an irrelevant sellout after Saudi, just says dumb shit for money
Dave Chappelle announces a return to the city he loves and hates.
Dave Chappelle announces huge San Francisco Super Bowl show
Dave Chappelle announces a return to the city he loves and hates.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
brohan is an irrelevant sellout after Saudi, just says dumb shit for money
It's truly baffling that the people of Utah, with some of the finest public lands and parks, voted this bag of dungbeetles into office.
Quit, shithead. Quit.
Quit, shithead. Quit.
Utah Sen. Mike Lee has proposed changes to the Senate appropriations bill that could open the door for the sale of national parks, according to national park advocacy groups.
via @thatsmohrlikeit.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
via @thatsmohrlikeit.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
'Nobody wants this': Senator axes language protecting national parks
A Utah Senator cut an amendment protecting parks in the appropriations bill.
www.sfgate.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's truly baffling that the people of Utah, with some of the finest public lands and parks, voted this bag of dungbeetles into office.
Quit, shithead. Quit.
Quit, shithead. Quit.
If you work on a cruise ship, and all of a sudden the staff is getting a bunch of ice cream, it's a pretty safe bet someone is taking up that freezer space.
Refrigeration and morgues are common on board cruise ships.
Lawsuit alleges California man's body was 'refrigerated' on board cruise ship
Refrigeration and morgues are common on board cruise ships.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you work on a cruise ship, and all of a sudden the staff is getting a bunch of ice cream, it's a pretty safe bet someone is taking up that freezer space.
Merle Haggard, singing Okie from Muskogee, live, in Muskogee.
"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't make a party out of lovin'"
*Crowd, silent, wishes they did make a party out of it.*
"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't make a party out of lovin'"
*Crowd, silent, wishes they did make a party out of it.*
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Merle Haggard, singing Okie from Muskogee, live, in Muskogee.
"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't make a party out of lovin'"
*Crowd, silent, wishes they did make a party out of it.*
"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street"
*crowd cheers wildly*
"We don't make a party out of lovin'"
*Crowd, silent, wishes they did make a party out of it.*
lolling at paying the BBC a subscription. Mate we fought several wars so we don't have to pay your weirdass TV licenses and I'm not paying for this either.
I pay for the world service when I buy a commuter train ticket to gatwick
I pay for the world service when I buy a commuter train ticket to gatwick
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
lolling at paying the BBC a subscription. Mate we fought several wars so we don't have to pay your weirdass TV licenses and I'm not paying for this either.
I pay for the world service when I buy a commuter train ticket to gatwick
I pay for the world service when I buy a commuter train ticket to gatwick
I don't understand deep frying a turkey. It doesn't taste any better and it's going to burn your house down.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don't understand deep frying a turkey. It doesn't taste any better and it's going to burn your house down.
Trying out not saying "ice" in our household.
"Cubes" or "frozen water" or "shaves" takes the place.
Now, when offering water, the response I've found:
"No, I don't want shaved pubes in my water"
"Cubes" or "frozen water" or "shaves" takes the place.
Now, when offering water, the response I've found:
"No, I don't want shaved pubes in my water"
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Trying out not saying "ice" in our household.
"Cubes" or "frozen water" or "shaves" takes the place.
Now, when offering water, the response I've found:
"No, I don't want shaved pubes in my water"
"Cubes" or "frozen water" or "shaves" takes the place.
Now, when offering water, the response I've found:
"No, I don't want shaved pubes in my water"