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stanley
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?

Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.

Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵

Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh my god , yellow baby tiny things
Yellow baby tiny things
March 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
do you ever just know somebody who like is friendly enough that you can’t outright behave in a hostile way but you just hate them so fucking much
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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men on the dating apps will show me a drawing they did and be like “a three year old can draw better than me” and it’s like no shit a three year old can draw better than me too three year olds draw the craziest shit why would you even compare yourself to one do you wanna make urself feel bad
November 1, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Tony Hawk's Underground
Out of curiosity what is everyone’s favorite video game? 🎮
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 AM
stanley watching nope
November 22, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
November 21, 2024 at 11:33 PM
spujb
HOHOHO
HSWAWR
AWWHS
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TWWOFEB
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AIW
SWACASCDIABD
GUBGU
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Cute...🤩
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
stanley
November 18, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Thanks for the warm welcome, y’all! The air is fresher here… I can breathe!
#bydhttmwfi
a man in a blue shirt says " but you don t have to take my word for it "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " but you don t have to take my word for it "
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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I want so badly to enjoy mobile games but the ecosystem they occupy apparently forces them into being annoying to play unless you are constantly purchasing magical coins at bizarre denominations that I refuse to understand.
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM