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Jester 🏳️‍⚧️
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I'm like if a college dropout graduated college
(They/them)
(It/its)
My baby is desperately trying to take fall damage at the Verizon store
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball

(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's the baby's bed, we're just allowed to sleep in it
December 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If I had known six years ago that my vtuber model could be any creature I could conceive... I'd be a vtuber right now.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A wizard who puts their name at the beginning of the verbal components of all their spells like Jason Derulo
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Knocked up my bread winner wife 🤪
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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10PM on a Wednesday
April 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.

Behold hay on a scanner.

#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why does the Avatar set have so many lessons, and no learn? Are they saving it for the Strixhaven set next year?
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I made the mistake of finishing a TV show in the middle of the day and now the rest of the day is shot because I'm filled with a "profound emptiness™"
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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talking to my younger self at a hotel at the edge of time
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Reminiscing about when I ate the chalk
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Blessed with being a good cook, cursed with hating cooking
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
After playing on a Steam Deck for a week my Switch feels light as a cloud!
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you're bad enough at the game, any difficulty setting poses a challenge!
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everytime I see a Jucika comic I'm like, "Yeah. That's good."
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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"Metroidvania", a portmanteau of "meteoroid" and "Pennsylvania"
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Happy 10th anniversary to pop music itself
October 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
October 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can't stop building combo decks that aren't actually combo 🤪
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM