Noah Kennedy
@obviator.bsky.social
Marshall Alumni living and working in Lexington, Ky.
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When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.
I can predict Trump will claim the papal conclave is rigged if he’s not named the next Pope.
April 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I can predict Trump will claim the papal conclave is rigged if he’s not named the next Pope.
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Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is it possible that when RFK jr is talking about autistic people he’s actually thinking of cats
I think the United States has entered its entropy phase.
April 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think the United States has entered its entropy phase.
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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I support companies that support me.
February 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I support companies that support me.
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It's odd that Elon Musk's emulation of the Nazis stops short of creating reliable cars and rockets that get to their destination.
February 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It's odd that Elon Musk's emulation of the Nazis stops short of creating reliable cars and rockets that get to their destination.
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"Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now." theonion.com/concern...
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
theonion.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now." theonion.com/concern...
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this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
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There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
There is a simple solution to the CBS/Trump lawsuit.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
The Harris campaign should sue Fox and insist Fox release the unedited versions of all their many edited interviews with Trump.
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How is the current Republican Senate like the 2014 New England Patriots?
They both have deflated balls.
They both have deflated balls.
February 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
How is the current Republican Senate like the 2014 New England Patriots?
They both have deflated balls.
They both have deflated balls.
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Not everyone has the same advantages as others.
February 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not everyone has the same advantages as others.
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Is it just me, or is giving a shit about other people considered far left now?
February 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Is it just me, or is giving a shit about other people considered far left now?
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Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
February 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
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Punxsutawney Phil just predicted the US will have 4 more years of hell
February 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Punxsutawney Phil just predicted the US will have 4 more years of hell
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Shut the country down. General strike. Don’t shop, don’t use ATMs or do any banking, don’t fly, don’t work. Gather support from the 5 large unions. Shut it down.
February 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Shut the country down. General strike. Don’t shop, don’t use ATMs or do any banking, don’t fly, don’t work. Gather support from the 5 large unions. Shut it down.