Meeping wainscot
@ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social
Middle-aged, goth-adjacent moper living her best (?) life in Aotearoa.
THANK YOU Dame Jacinda and Dr Ashley! Some of us still love you.
Worldwide mortality experience since the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic (2020-2024) shows excess deaths over that period in almost every country measured. Australia (+6%) was below average, and New Zealand (+0.1%) the lowest we measured.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
THANK YOU Dame Jacinda and Dr Ashley! Some of us still love you.
My sister's dog says MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
My sister's dog says MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I have named him Pīata, which means shine.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have named him Pīata, which means shine.
My new best friend is a taniwha.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My new best friend is a taniwha.
INTERESTING. Just heard that Heated Rivalry is WAY WAY darker on HBO Max than it is on Crave. Thus a theory: was OFMD S2 actually lit fine but borked by HBO Max? 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
INTERESTING. Just heard that Heated Rivalry is WAY WAY darker on HBO Max than it is on Crave. Thus a theory: was OFMD S2 actually lit fine but borked by HBO Max? 🤔
It hates me :(
Let’s fucking goooooo… @profanity.accountant
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It hates me :(
Let’s fucking goooooo… @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Let’s fucking goooooo… @profanity.accountant
Why the FUCK does YouTube think I want a new frying pan and are ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE to sell me one? I still have a black and blue toe from being assaulted by a frying pan, honestly RUDE and TRIGGERING.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Why the FUCK does YouTube think I want a new frying pan and are ABSOLUTELY DESPERATE to sell me one? I still have a black and blue toe from being assaulted by a frying pan, honestly RUDE and TRIGGERING.
Anyone else completely separate sex and romance in their brain to the extent that they barely even relate?
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Anyone else completely separate sex and romance in their brain to the extent that they barely even relate?
"The tune had been haunting London for weeks past. It was one of countless similar songs published for the benefit of the proles by a sub-section of the Music Department. The words of these songs were composed without any human intervention whatever on an instrument known as a 'versificator'."
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
"The tune had been haunting London for weeks past. It was one of countless similar songs published for the benefit of the proles by a sub-section of the Music Department. The words of these songs were composed without any human intervention whatever on an instrument known as a 'versificator'."
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Birb
Different birb
Yet another birb
Is that a…? Nope, another birb
Will I ever see a bat? BIRB TO FACE
Birb
Different birb
Yet another birb
Is that a…? Nope, another birb
Will I ever see a bat? BIRB TO FACE
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Jamaican croaking geckos 🦎
Black Bear 🐻
Green sea turtle 🐢
Japanese crane 🇯🇵
Ring-necked parakeet 🦜
Jamaican croaking geckos 🦎
Black Bear 🐻
Green sea turtle 🐢
Japanese crane 🇯🇵
Ring-necked parakeet 🦜
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Bear
Moose
Otter
Cougar
Fox
Bear
Moose
Otter
Cougar
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Birb
Different birb
Yet another birb
Is that a…? Nope, another birb
Will I ever see a bat? BIRB TO FACE
Birb
Different birb
Yet another birb
Is that a…? Nope, another birb
Will I ever see a bat? BIRB TO FACE
This guy is whining because he wants us to like AI and everyone told him to fuck off. Poor chap.
I’m not sure what this platform can do to make it more enjoyable, but I’m definitely not enjoying whatever pile-on is taking place right now in my notifications and I’m also not really sure how I could make it stop.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This guy is whining because he wants us to like AI and everyone told him to fuck off. Poor chap.
This keeps happening and I am SO HERE FOR IT.
The public are starting to notice.
www.9news.com.au/national/syd...
The public are starting to notice.
www.9news.com.au/national/syd...
www.9news.com.au
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This keeps happening and I am SO HERE FOR IT.
The public are starting to notice.
www.9news.com.au/national/syd...
The public are starting to notice.
www.9news.com.au/national/syd...
Every fucking day I learn something about a man in my vicinity (either my neighbourhood or extended social group) that has done something utterly abhorrent and/or illegal and I have never had a lower opinion of men than I do now. I want to cry.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Every fucking day I learn something about a man in my vicinity (either my neighbourhood or extended social group) that has done something utterly abhorrent and/or illegal and I have never had a lower opinion of men than I do now. I want to cry.
Throwback trauma... menstrual cycles that came on when I had no painkillers in the house, or I took them too late and they didn't work.
Damn that was horrible.
Damn that was horrible.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Throwback trauma... menstrual cycles that came on when I had no painkillers in the house, or I took them too late and they didn't work.
Damn that was horrible.
Damn that was horrible.
I do not know off the top of head what is in the oath an incoming government makes to the Governor General, but it seems like passing legislation you actually think is bad should be some kind of breach of it
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
'It's not impossible': Willis says National may join other parties to repeal Regulatory Standards Act
The National deputy leader said her party may also campaign to get rid of the law.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Does anyone else find aging kind of fascinating? I find the changes genuinely interesting.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Does anyone else find aging kind of fascinating? I find the changes genuinely interesting.
Managed to flip a frying pan off the bench and on to my toe. Fried egg landed underneath it. Toe swole.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Managed to flip a frying pan off the bench and on to my toe. Fried egg landed underneath it. Toe swole.
Panic! Attack at the Supermarket
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Panic! Attack at the Supermarket
This is so wonderful and makes my heart happy and the tears well up. Close to half of ALL THE SCHOOLS in the country have signed up to go against a blatantly racist government mandate. More are coming onboard every day. Proud of teachers, keep being awesome ❤️ Toitū Te Tiriti!
#nzpol
#nzpol
The number of school boards across New Zealand choosing to go against the Government's action to remove Te Tiriti o Waitangi obligations has surged over 1000 over the weekend.
Support for Te Tiriti in Schools surges as Minister challenges schools to lift achievement
The number of school boards across New Zealand choosing to go against the Government's action to remove Te Tiriti o Waitangi obligations has surged over 1000 over the weekend.
www.teaonews.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is so wonderful and makes my heart happy and the tears well up. Close to half of ALL THE SCHOOLS in the country have signed up to go against a blatantly racist government mandate. More are coming onboard every day. Proud of teachers, keep being awesome ❤️ Toitū Te Tiriti!
#nzpol
#nzpol
"Air New Zealand... was named Australia's most trusted airline"
ROFL. Keep losing Australia.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
ROFL. Keep losing Australia.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
Air New Zealand named world's safest airline among a host of international awards
The airline also took out awards for innovation, sustainability and entertainment.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Air New Zealand... was named Australia's most trusted airline"
ROFL. Keep losing Australia.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
ROFL. Keep losing Australia.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
This. It’s a completely unnecessary, expensive scapegoating of a tiny number of people for political capital in a culture war most of us don’t want to be a part of. Let trans kids live.
Anyone would think we’re talking about 1000s of children being prevented from going through puberty forever with the use of puberty blockers.
Puberty blockers were prescribed to 113 people in 2023.
Come on now. Let doctors and other medical professionals do their damned job.
Puberty blockers were prescribed to 113 people in 2023.
Come on now. Let doctors and other medical professionals do their damned job.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This. It’s a completely unnecessary, expensive scapegoating of a tiny number of people for political capital in a culture war most of us don’t want to be a part of. Let trans kids live.
Ha ha nope. You’re not seeing this face. Too cute.
STOP. This is a cute selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
(Like I’m not going to take any excuse to post a selfie lolol)
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ha ha nope. You’re not seeing this face. Too cute.
