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Pinning this to my profile in case:

If you don’t see me...

I don’t HAVE to post.

Nobody has a responsibility to stay online against their own best interests just so people you really don’t know very well won’t worry about you.

That’s a fucked up way to live.
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:

His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I have not felt this seen by a meme in a very long time
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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When your entire timeline is totally overwhelmed with posts and pics and news of one person's passing, it's kinda easy to point and say "there goes a titan."

“We are tied down to a language which makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.”

November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Another $50 saved.

I might need to invest in some clippers. I can’t keep using a beard trimmer. 🤦‍♂️🤣
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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only makes it taste better
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

• Ruru
• Grey Squirrel
• Hedgehog
• Kea
* Little Blue Penguin
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

• Kiwi
• Fur seal
• Southern royal albatross
• Red deer
• Bogan
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Tuatara
- Takahē
- Squirrels
- California sea lions
- Snowy egrets
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well that was a bad choice. I don’t like these “duck wraps” at all
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I ran into two of my cousins today.

I haven’t seen either of them for probably close to a decade.

For reference…
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A disturbing trend: disabled kid, maybe 5, balling their eyes out, as a parent makes them get a walker up onto a footpath on their own.

Just saw a kid with his mum, same scenario. Exhausted, bawling, wants to stop

Don’t do this to your disabled children, you sick fucks and certainly don’t film it
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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It’s why I found “key worker” such a condescending term. Suddenly those of us on minimum wage working in supermarkets, care homes, warehouses, restaurants, etc were valuable members of society, yet we were still seen as disposable as the powers that be were desperate returning to normalcy
Related to my other post, I remember when politicians freaked out about people not working during the pandemic because the precious economy is actually the value workers generate. Memory holed now, we're right back to squeezing people out of their jobs and rifling through their pockets for change.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just listened to David Crosby’s, “If I Could Only Remember My Name,” for the first time… twice.

Difficult to make sense of it all immediately but I do like it a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I think I’m having a panic attack (*hyperbole). I just watched a science video about ice and realised I don’t fully remember how to differentiate between chemicals, minerals, organic matter and organic compounds.

I don’t want to know how far my knowledge has slipped. LET ME STAY IGNORANT.
a cartoon drawing of a cat standing in a field
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat standing in a field
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nobody told me before I got a cat that I would mainly be looking at her arsehole all day
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Well… I’ll live but I’ll be in dangerously bad shape
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just saw a clip from Bohemian Rhapsody that reminded me just how terrible it was. MAN that movie was bad.

I think I’ve seen it three times. I like Queen THAT much. 🤣
Bohemian Rhapsody: The Rise of a Rock Legend #FreddieMercury #Queen #RockBiopic #MusicDrama
YouTube video by reelbit
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Come down from the fridge, Dusty. I want to go to bed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not a bad way to finish off leftover beef and bean chilli
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wish I could edit this to say IN NEW ZEALAND. 🇳🇿
Anyone would think we’re talking about 1000s of children being prevented from going through puberty forever with the use of puberty blockers.

Puberty blockers were prescribed to 113 people in 2023.

Come on now. Let doctors and other medical professionals do their damned job.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I wore skirts and makeup at various times in my life, albeit for short periods.

So did David Bowie. 🤷‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
From: Joel Uili, The Career archetypes.

Not sure exactly where or when he said it. Looks like he has a Substack and a podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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It's all academic 🤪👍👍 youtube.com/watch?v=cKyG...
Franz Ferdinand - The Dark Of The Matinée (Video)
YouTube video by franzferdinandVEVO
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM