😺Crazy Cat Lady🙀
@olivewhippet.bsky.social
Cats, politics, Hip Hop and US sports for some inexplicable reason. Fluent in the sailor tongue. May contain traces of alcohol. Japanophile 🇯🇵
Lutruwita / Tasmania, the unceded land of the Palawa people
Lutruwita / Tasmania, the unceded land of the Palawa people
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Never have I been happier to live in a country that has ok health care, fuck-all guns, a pretty good standard of education, the best coffee, and a reasonable level of tolerance for all as long as you’re not a shit cunt. Australia isn’t perfect but at least we’re not the US
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I gotta say, yes he does.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I gotta say, yes he does.
It’s 4.23am and I’m still awake, because tonight I found out that my best friend’s husband shot and critically wounded a man in some ridiculous neighbourhood dispute. On top of Bondi, this is all too much for me to process. The root cause of violence isn’t race, religion or politics. It’s men
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s 4.23am and I’m still awake, because tonight I found out that my best friend’s husband shot and critically wounded a man in some ridiculous neighbourhood dispute. On top of Bondi, this is all too much for me to process. The root cause of violence isn’t race, religion or politics. It’s men
Why are the Dallas Cowboys called “America’s Team” when everyone fucking hates them??
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Why are the Dallas Cowboys called “America’s Team” when everyone fucking hates them??
Christmas in Tokyo vs Melbourne
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Christmas in Tokyo vs Melbourne
Easy. Go to Tokyo Disney. It’s better in so many ways, mainly because it’s not in the US
Want to go to Disneyland? Maybe rethink those mean tweets about US policy: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12-12/us-social-media-australia-explainer/106128586
Want to go to Disneyland? Maybe rethink those mean tweets about US policy
Mean tweets about US policy might mean no trip to Disneyland, under a new proposal that would see Australians provide their social media history for the past five years.
www.abc.net.au
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Easy. Go to Tokyo Disney. It’s better in so many ways, mainly because it’s not in the US
Holy fuck what a night!
#KingGizzard
#KingGizzard
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Holy fuck what a night!
#KingGizzard
#KingGizzard
Jesus fucking Christ what’s left that CAN be said? Can’t use “female” or “women”?? Literally erasing us
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Jesus fucking Christ what’s left that CAN be said? Can’t use “female” or “women”?? Literally erasing us
This would end me. I can’t even be in the same room as Times New Roman
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that sans serif fonts aren’t suited for world-class diplomacy and ordered the department to drop Calibri in favor of Times New Roman, reversing a Biden-era policy intended to help employees who are visually impaired.
Calibri font banished as U.S. diplomacy returns to Times New Roman
Secretary of State Marco Rubio called the Biden administration’s shift to a sans serif font, to assist people with vision issues, a “wasteful” diversity move.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This would end me. I can’t even be in the same room as Times New Roman
Gone down a YouTube rabbit hole of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard live performances. They are fucking amazing. One of the best Australian bands right now IMHO. I’m off to see them on Friday night, performing with a full symphony orchestra
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Gone down a YouTube rabbit hole of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard live performances. They are fucking amazing. One of the best Australian bands right now IMHO. I’m off to see them on Friday night, performing with a full symphony orchestra
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
I don’t think Labor needs to be concerned about teenagers using Blue Sky. There’s no one under 50 on here
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don’t think Labor needs to be concerned about teenagers using Blue Sky. There’s no one under 50 on here
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I have been posting these concerns for days
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I have been posting these concerns for days
Looking at my company’s gift register and struggling to understand why so many of our C execs need to go to all the top tier sporting events, and how it supposedly benefits our business? They might declare it, but it still feels like bribery and corruption
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Looking at my company’s gift register and struggling to understand why so many of our C execs need to go to all the top tier sporting events, and how it supposedly benefits our business? They might declare it, but it still feels like bribery and corruption
The joys of apartment block living - the fire alarm just squawked and I nearly had a fucken heart attack!
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The joys of apartment block living - the fire alarm just squawked and I nearly had a fucken heart attack!
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“Australians lose close to $32 billion a year from gambling” but “Labor's leadership decided it was not worth acting on gambling advertising and upsetting the powerful lobby”.
Pure ALP.
Pure ALP.
Fear rules on gambling in Albanese government
Andrew Wilkie has asked the PM to allow a free vote on banning gambling advertising and it appears many Labor MPs would support it.
www.abc.net.au
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
“Australians lose close to $32 billion a year from gambling” but “Labor's leadership decided it was not worth acting on gambling advertising and upsetting the powerful lobby”.
Pure ALP.
Pure ALP.
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It is finally time to post this Holiday Horror Thread on here. Buckle up, and beware. This thread is dark and full of terrors. I give you: The Turkey Brine of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It is finally time to post this Holiday Horror Thread on here. Buckle up, and beware. This thread is dark and full of terrors. I give you: The Turkey Brine of Doom
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Now this is a reporter.
Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.
Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.
Reporter: Is it appropriate for your family to do business with Saudi Arabia while you’re president? The us intelligence concluded you orchestrated the murder of a journalist…
Trump: Who are you with?
Reporter: ABC News
Trump: Who are you with?
Reporter: ABC News
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now this is a reporter.
Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.
Kudos to Mary Bruce for fearlessly standing up to Khashoggi's killer and the president who was fine with it.
View from the bath, Fukuoka Grand Hyatt. To think I could be watching NHK on that tv!
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
View from the bath, Fukuoka Grand Hyatt. To think I could be watching NHK on that tv!
Being in Japan inspires me to write a song called “50 different ways to flush a toilet”
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Being in Japan inspires me to write a song called “50 different ways to flush a toilet”
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man, what the fuck is in these files that would a) be worse than anything we have ever learned about him, b) make him willing to risk a maga civil war over it, and c) have him desperately calling half of the republicans in the house and begging them to vote against their release
Trump on Epstein Files: I don’t want to talk about it because fake news like you—you’re a terrible reporter—fake news like you just keeps bringing up to deflect from the tremendous success of The Trump Admin
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
man, what the fuck is in these files that would a) be worse than anything we have ever learned about him, b) make him willing to risk a maga civil war over it, and c) have him desperately calling half of the republicans in the house and begging them to vote against their release
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
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Youth workers fear the teen social media ban will disproportionately hurt vulnerable, queer, and remote teens who rely on the internet for community. @cameronwilson.bsky.social reports.
'There will be deaths': Youth workers are dreading the teen social media ban
www.crikey.com.au
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Youth workers fear the teen social media ban will disproportionately hurt vulnerable, queer, and remote teens who rely on the internet for community. @cameronwilson.bsky.social reports.
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I imagine these are the kinds of titles you'd see on the VHS tapes in the backroom behind the curtain at the movie rental store in the 90s.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I imagine these are the kinds of titles you'd see on the VHS tapes in the backroom behind the curtain at the movie rental store in the 90s.