Singing to my booooy #baby #babyboy #lovemybaby #singingtobaby

Let’s play a game of how long this attempt at a sourdough starter will survive? #badsourdoughmom

employee of the month at the biscuit factory

Earth Explodes
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mmm sun

I sit here in the dark in the middle of the night, forever grateful for the baby boy I’m rocking in my arms, but terrified for his future.

Here is a stupid joke to make up for any and all political posting today:

How did the frog review the Oscar-winning movie?

He found it ribbeting.

One of the hardest parts is seeing which family/friends are against your human rights.

I'm blocking people like it's going out of style. Are transphobes ever going to get new material?

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

Did ya hear about the Italian chef who died??

he pasta-way 🍝

Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.