bird lady
@onetruepigeon.bsky.social
oh good another blue app for nonsense chat
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Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
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happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling
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Not to be confused with @chrishewitt.bsky.social's Bangily Bang, this is me on why it is time to Ban The Bang.
With fireworks upsetting everyone from farmers and pet owners to military veterans, is there any reason why the British public still needs to buy them? Absolutely not, says @katbrownwrites.com, especially when we can queue up for our local professional display www.independent.co.uk/voices/firew...
It’s time to ban the bang and leave fireworks to the pros
With fireworks upsetting everyone from farmers and pet owners to military veterans, is there any reason why the British public still needs to be able to buy them? Absolutely not, says Kat Brown, espec...
www.independent.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Not to be confused with @chrishewitt.bsky.social's Bangily Bang, this is me on why it is time to Ban The Bang.
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This is Finn. He may have plenty of toys, but he refuses to play with anything other than a concrete block. 13/10 to each their own (TT: emilyyheide)
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is Finn. He may have plenty of toys, but he refuses to play with anything other than a concrete block. 13/10 to each their own (TT: emilyyheide)
I feel like Bridget Jones' gay BFF at the restaurant: "Jewel heist!! It's a REAL JEWEL HEIST!!"
I’m so excited about this. This is a real fucking crime, not some boring-ass crypto scam run entirely from a chair.
France's Interior Minister, Laurent Nuñez, called the heist "a major, highly organized operation" that lasted just seven minutes. Authorities were still drawing up the value of the stolen items. n.pr/4o9JbkU
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel like Bridget Jones' gay BFF at the restaurant: "Jewel heist!! It's a REAL JEWEL HEIST!!"
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Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
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Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
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Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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My infant nephew has (mildly) beplagued me. How do we allow babies to be so cute and dumb that they will never answer for their crimes?
October 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My infant nephew has (mildly) beplagued me. How do we allow babies to be so cute and dumb that they will never answer for their crimes?
It's incredibly hard to pick just one so I guess I'll go with both "I want some taquitos" and/or "Heey, cut ME a slice" whenever there's something tasty in the house.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's incredibly hard to pick just one so I guess I'll go with both "I want some taquitos" and/or "Heey, cut ME a slice" whenever there's something tasty in the house.
Absolutely delighted to report that on only my seventh (I think) playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition, I have finally, FINALLY, managed to get Iron Bull and Dorian to do the nasty. WE DID IT FOLKS!!!!
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Absolutely delighted to report that on only my seventh (I think) playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition, I have finally, FINALLY, managed to get Iron Bull and Dorian to do the nasty. WE DID IT FOLKS!!!!
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This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)
September 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)
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Are your sheep always turning up late for work? Are they taking too long on their lunch break or simply struggling to get through the workload? Are they always just mucking about?
Then you need some
Then you need some
September 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Are your sheep always turning up late for work? Are they taking too long on their lunch break or simply struggling to get through the workload? Are they always just mucking about?
Then you need some
Then you need some
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
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