RealOnionWars
@onionwars.bsky.social
I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!
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#ImpeachTrump
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Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
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Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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Trump has no real peace plan. Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are in Russia just to make business deals with the Russians to enrich themselves and their friends in exchange for selling out Ukraine and NATO countries.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Trump has no real peace plan. Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are in Russia just to make business deals with the Russians to enrich themselves and their friends in exchange for selling out Ukraine and NATO countries.
Draft Articles of #Impeachment for Donald Trump...
...Let me know how we did. 🤓
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...Let me know how we did. 🤓
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Draft Articles of #Impeachment for Donald Trump...
...Let me know how we did. 🤓
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
...Let me know how we did. 🤓
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Trump divided the country, extorted Zelenskyy, tried to steal an election, incited an insurrection, stole confidential documents and banged a porn star. That’s his legacy. He knows he’s incapable of achieving anything good. He’s hoping his ballroom will remind people of him.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Trump divided the country, extorted Zelenskyy, tried to steal an election, incited an insurrection, stole confidential documents and banged a porn star. That’s his legacy. He knows he’s incapable of achieving anything good. He’s hoping his ballroom will remind people of him.
What a fucking poser #WhiskeyPete is! 🤣🤣🤣
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
What a fucking poser #WhiskeyPete is! 🤣🤣🤣
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
An infantry major with no tabs and no wings is typically a fucking loser.
This shitbird never made it past platoon leader, his unit was suspected of war crimes, and he got relieved from duty due to conduct.
#LegBreath
#PeteHegseth
#DepartmentOfWarCrimes
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If you're wondering who came up with that Medal of Motherhood idea for the Trump White House, it was Malcolm & Simone Collins. I've been speaking to them over a number of weeks - and there's a big discrepancy between who they 'perform' as and who they really are www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Meet the pronatalist ’trad’ parents telling Trump how to increase birth rates
Simone and Malcolm Collins started out with two elite degrees, a startup and a progressive vision for the future. Now, they’re the internet’s most hated couple, raising their kids inside a new religio...
www.independent.co.uk
April 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you're wondering who came up with that Medal of Motherhood idea for the Trump White House, it was Malcolm & Simone Collins. I've been speaking to them over a number of weeks - and there's a big discrepancy between who they 'perform' as and who they really are www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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The strangest members of Trump's inner circle now have more power than they've ever had before www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Meet the strangest members of Trump’s inner circle
They have deep connections with secret societies. His brother is in DOGE. And they may or may not be personal friends of Elon Musk. Holly Baxter spends the day with Simone and Malcolm Collins, who bel...
www.independent.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The strangest members of Trump's inner circle now have more power than they've ever had before www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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It just gets worse - and weirder - every time Trump meets with Zelensky www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
This was so much worse than the last time Trump met Zelensky
Analysis: The low point among a sea of low points was probably the U.S. president laughing and saying, ‘So you’re saying if we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections?’ Holly Baxter wri...
www.independent.co.uk
August 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It just gets worse - and weirder - every time Trump meets with Zelensky www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Shout out to @hollybaxter.bsky.social from @the-independent.com and her witty, raw, and engaging takes on the current catastrophic decline and degradation of our politics and leadership.
Baxter is one to follow if you need to restore some faith in journalism.
www.independent.co.uk/author/holly...
Baxter is one to follow if you need to restore some faith in journalism.
www.independent.co.uk/author/holly...
Holly Baxter | The Independent
The latest breaking news, comment and features from The Independent.
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Shout out to @hollybaxter.bsky.social from @the-independent.com and her witty, raw, and engaging takes on the current catastrophic decline and degradation of our politics and leadership.
Baxter is one to follow if you need to restore some faith in journalism.
www.independent.co.uk/author/holly...
Baxter is one to follow if you need to restore some faith in journalism.
www.independent.co.uk/author/holly...
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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🚨BREAKING: The Justice Department launched a new wave of lawsuits against six more Democratic-led states Tuesday — escalating a federal effort to seize unredacted information from millions of voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Sues Six More States in Sweeping Push to Obtain Unredacted Voter Rolls
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🚨BREAKING: The Justice Department launched a new wave of lawsuits against six more Democratic-led states Tuesday — escalating a federal effort to seize unredacted information from millions of voters. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
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❗️🇺🇸🇺🇦 There is no progress on the issue of territories, Russia refuses to discuss a ceasefire, and Ukraine refuses to withdraw from the territory of Donbas, — ABC News with reference to the results of yesterday's talks between Ukraine and the United States.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
❗️🇺🇸🇺🇦 There is no progress on the issue of territories, Russia refuses to discuss a ceasefire, and Ukraine refuses to withdraw from the territory of Donbas, — ABC News with reference to the results of yesterday's talks between Ukraine and the United States.
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Juan Orlando Hernández is released from a US prison after being pardoned by Trump. The ex-Honduran leader was convicted on drug trafficking charges. https://cnn.it/441JYwt
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Juan Orlando Hernández is released from a US prison after being pardoned by Trump. The ex-Honduran leader was convicted on drug trafficking charges. https://cnn.it/441JYwt
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🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: Russia started this war and Russia is the only country that can stop this war.
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🇺🇦President Zelenskyy: Russia started this war and Russia is the only country that can stop this war.
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Remember in May when Trump gave asylum to 17 family members of the Sinaloa cartel after making a deal with El Chapo’s son? And did you know in 2013, El Chapo bribed Juan Hernandez- who trump just pardoned - in exchange for protection in Honduras? I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Remember in May when Trump gave asylum to 17 family members of the Sinaloa cartel after making a deal with El Chapo’s son? And did you know in 2013, El Chapo bribed Juan Hernandez- who trump just pardoned - in exchange for protection in Honduras? I’m sure it’s all just a coincidence.
We need to expand the statute of limitations on certain federal civil rights crimes. 🤨
ICE agents are going to be getting in trouble for their outlandishly brutal behavior to innocent people, and what will their defense be? “I was ordered to do it.” 👠
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We need to expand the statute of limitations on certain federal civil rights crimes. 🤨
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BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
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BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
In a stunning—and frankly, humiliating—moment on international television, a former NATO Commander made absolutely clear what so many in the global security community have been whispering for years: D...
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
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open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
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The Epstein files should have already been released.
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Epstein files should have already been released.
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These boat strikes will be nothing compared to the war crimes they will commit after they initiate regime change to seize Venezuelan oil companies.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These boat strikes will be nothing compared to the war crimes they will commit after they initiate regime change to seize Venezuelan oil companies.
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The president is a lunatic
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The president is a lunatic
#RussellVought is an enormous piece of #shit.
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
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I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
jfhatfield.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...
A Deep Dive on Russell Vought, MAGA's Most Dangerous Holy Warrior (Part 1)
An explicitly "White Christian Nationalist" heads the agency that controls all federal funding
jfhatfield.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
#RussellVought is an enormous piece of #shit.
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
jfhatfield.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...
I hope he ends up being indicted, tried in court, found guilty, and sentenced for a serious number of years in federal #prison.
He must truly hate our country. 😐
#NotGreat
#Project2025
jfhatfield.substack.com/p/a-deep-div...
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Olena Zelenska shared that Kremlin is resisting to provide any information on stolen Ukrainian children, herewith violating the Vienna Convention
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Olena Zelenska shared that Kremlin is resisting to provide any information on stolen Ukrainian children, herewith violating the Vienna Convention
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.