Johanna deMartin
onlyrealjohanna.realones.dev
Johanna deMartin
@onlyrealjohanna.realones.dev
Take flight.
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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Delphi, Greece.
October 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I remember when BlueSky was all about art and cool things.

Not sour debates about how terrible everything is, and how horrible your fellow humans are. That's what the other place was for. Deeply unsatisfying experience that this space is getting derailed like that.

Humans will be humans, clearly.
November 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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#StarmerOut - He is an insult to the legacy of the Labour Party and the principles upon which it was founded. He is also a slippery, lying, careerist genocide enabler. We deserve so much better ✊️
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Tree sells thee shells by the dark moor
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! [..] Thus, I give up the spear!"

#obsession
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Nihil sub sole novum.

The rest of the world is living in the shadow of the rebellion of 1776. L' histoire se répète.

As Danny preached.. break the wheel.
And idk.. like, burn your city, total Becky moment, happened in some subpar fan-fic.
We’re still living in the shadows of the election of 1876, and its consequences.
November 18, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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I published this article in the journal Metal Music Studies two years ago today, and I’m still quite proud of it.

I have more work on this topic coming over the horizon.
November 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
November 17, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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I’ve attempted a musical theatre starter pack let me know if want to be added More opera and classical people here go.bsky.app/Pf4uPYh
November 14, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My mind has been AZ-500 completion and ffs, I love hearing new takes on love.

DMs open.. idk why but
November 16, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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happy 10th anniversary of this extremely real tweet
November 16, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Most impressive, so it's just going to take 20-ish years to have the entire world population on here.

That is, if people can get past the little US divide - if every US citizen joined, it would barely be 4% of the world's population.
US politics should have no place in a global space like Bluesky.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 15
it's official — 1,000,000 people have joined Bluesky in just the last day!!!

welcome and thank you for being here 🥳
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Chicago (the movie version) was one of my 'awakening' moments in high school, iykyk. ❤️

Can completely believe this has been successful on Broadway for 28(!) years. 11,000 performances.. goodness gracious.
28 years ago today, the CHICAGO revival opened on Broadway. Still running, it will soon give its 11,000th performance.
November 14, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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“𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡, 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟.”

~ Thucydides
November 7, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Chaos cultist detected.
Request 'Censure' protocol.
..
..
Course of action: Exterminatus

Love it though, this passed before my mind's eye as well.
October 31, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Folks! De Gruyter Brill is doing a 40% off Halloween sale today for ALL titles from both presses. Just enter the code DGBSPOOKY. 👻🧙‍♀️🎃
October 31, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Scary season, I guess.

#AI
October 28, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I need a hit.

A slap, a shout, restraint, whatever.

I am sooo

fucking

bored
October 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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YOUR HISTORY TEACHER NEVER TOLD YOU-

*me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you.

YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT-

Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54.

HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT-

Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?
September 29, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Mark your calendars for Thursday, November 14th at 5pm GMT (12pm EST), when I'll deliver an online lecture for the Centre for Spartan & Peloponnesian Studies called "Hell's Hoplites: Sparta in Heavy Metal Music."

Registration/Teams link will be available closer to the event.
September 27, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit-
YouTube video by dustasdu
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September 26, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r...

My dear friend just associated this with me. Heart aflutter, I'm just .. me
Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover
YouTube video by SophieBHawkinsVEVO
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September 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WpF...

(yes, the mood includes the lyrics. Make of that what you will.)
Chris Stapleton - Tennessee Whiskey (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Young Pilgrim Music
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September 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM