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Every menorah (hanukkiah) I’ve ever had until now has been gifted to me. Tonight, my brother and I lit the candles on the first one I’ve ever bought for myself, and it was such a unique and special feeling. We find the joy where we can.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every menorah (hanukkiah) I’ve ever had until now has been gifted to me. Tonight, my brother and I lit the candles on the first one I’ve ever bought for myself, and it was such a unique and special feeling. We find the joy where we can.
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
🚨MUTUAL AID REQUEST🚨
A friend from back home has fallen on hard times and is trying to get the power turned back on for her and her animals.
I know it’s the holidays, but even sharing this will help if you can’t help directly.
C*sh*pp:
$smutny999
A friend from back home has fallen on hard times and is trying to get the power turned back on for her and her animals.
I know it’s the holidays, but even sharing this will help if you can’t help directly.
C*sh*pp:
$smutny999
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
🚨MUTUAL AID REQUEST🚨
A friend from back home has fallen on hard times and is trying to get the power turned back on for her and her animals.
I know it’s the holidays, but even sharing this will help if you can’t help directly.
C*sh*pp:
$smutny999
A friend from back home has fallen on hard times and is trying to get the power turned back on for her and her animals.
I know it’s the holidays, but even sharing this will help if you can’t help directly.
C*sh*pp:
$smutny999
Jesus tap dancing Christ. My heart is broken over Rob Reiner and his wife. They didn’t deserve that. Nobody deserves that. This is as gut wrenching as it is horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Jesus tap dancing Christ. My heart is broken over Rob Reiner and his wife. They didn’t deserve that. Nobody deserves that. This is as gut wrenching as it is horrific.
Happy December1st, y’all
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy December1st, y’all
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Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
Tonight marks the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitgerald. Half a century ago today, 29 souls were lost in the largest shipwreck in Great Lakes history. Today, the Maritime Sailors Cathedral will ring Big Fitz’s bell 29 times, and one more time for Gordon Lightfoot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Tonight marks the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitgerald. Half a century ago today, 29 souls were lost in the largest shipwreck in Great Lakes history. Today, the Maritime Sailors Cathedral will ring Big Fitz’s bell 29 times, and one more time for Gordon Lightfoot.
Dick Cheney bit the dust. It’s a beautiful morning.
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Dick Cheney bit the dust. It’s a beautiful morning.
every time someone leaves their drink on top of the urinal I approach it like a game of Skee-Ball
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
every time someone leaves their drink on top of the urinal I approach it like a game of Skee-Ball
I hate nerd Halloween. What do you mean you’re Daniel “Oz” Osborn in costume as God from the Fear, Itself episode of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997)?
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I hate nerd Halloween. What do you mean you’re Daniel “Oz” Osborn in costume as God from the Fear, Itself episode of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997)?
bartender: can I sound like my mom for a minute?
me: sure
bartender: they don’t make music like this anymore
me: can I sound like my mom for a second?
bartender: of course
me: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
me: sure
bartender: they don’t make music like this anymore
me: can I sound like my mom for a second?
bartender: of course
me: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
bartender: can I sound like my mom for a minute?
me: sure
bartender: they don’t make music like this anymore
me: can I sound like my mom for a second?
bartender: of course
me: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
me: sure
bartender: they don’t make music like this anymore
me: can I sound like my mom for a second?
bartender: of course
me: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
squirrels in the fall be like
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
squirrels in the fall be like
🧊 “agents” voluntarily rescind their humanity when they cover their faces and put on those stupid vests with the patches. Every single person who told me I was overreacting as far back as five, ten, even twenty years ago can go piss up a rope.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
🧊 “agents” voluntarily rescind their humanity when they cover their faces and put on those stupid vests with the patches. Every single person who told me I was overreacting as far back as five, ten, even twenty years ago can go piss up a rope.
I’ve had a really rough couple of weeks, and this feels like the only platform I can comfortably express that on
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’ve had a really rough couple of weeks, and this feels like the only platform I can comfortably express that on
I was supposed to be in Florida for my reunion right now, but I got too sick to fly earlier in the week.
Have fun for me, y’all. Go Eagles. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. OH FIVE.
Have fun for me, y’all. Go Eagles. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. OH FIVE.
October 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I was supposed to be in Florida for my reunion right now, but I got too sick to fly earlier in the week.
Have fun for me, y’all. Go Eagles. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. OH FIVE.
Have fun for me, y’all. Go Eagles. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. OH FIVE.
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Ratboys Share New Song "Light Night Mountains All That": Listen
Ratboys captivated the indie world with 2023’s The Window, which we named our Album Of The Week. The Chicago band is back today with a predictably great new song called “Light Night Mountains All That...
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September 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Jesus of Nazareth would have beaten the absolute snot out of Charlie Kirk, just like he did the money lenders outside the temple and if you don’t think so, it’s pretty clear you didn’t actually read the material that you’re citing.
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Jesus of Nazareth would have beaten the absolute snot out of Charlie Kirk, just like he did the money lenders outside the temple and if you don’t think so, it’s pretty clear you didn’t actually read the material that you’re citing.
dude at the bar: well, you are wearing a cop on your shirt
me: you mean RoboCop?
dude: yeah, so you can’t say you’re anti-cop
me: …have you SEEN RoboCop?
dude: well, no
me: it’s a scathing indictment of capitalism and law enforcement
dude: oh… I should watch it
me: uh huh
me: you mean RoboCop?
dude: yeah, so you can’t say you’re anti-cop
me: …have you SEEN RoboCop?
dude: well, no
me: it’s a scathing indictment of capitalism and law enforcement
dude: oh… I should watch it
me: uh huh
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
dude at the bar: well, you are wearing a cop on your shirt
me: you mean RoboCop?
dude: yeah, so you can’t say you’re anti-cop
me: …have you SEEN RoboCop?
dude: well, no
me: it’s a scathing indictment of capitalism and law enforcement
dude: oh… I should watch it
me: uh huh
me: you mean RoboCop?
dude: yeah, so you can’t say you’re anti-cop
me: …have you SEEN RoboCop?
dude: well, no
me: it’s a scathing indictment of capitalism and law enforcement
dude: oh… I should watch it
me: uh huh
Infinity Stones but it’s Concerta, Trazodone, B12, Biotin, Tums, and Zyrtec
August 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Infinity Stones but it’s Concerta, Trazodone, B12, Biotin, Tums, and Zyrtec
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I know I’ve posted about this recently, and I’m embarrassed to do so again. but I’m posting again because I wasn’t able to hit the goal last time and now I’ve got to come up with $2000 by the end of the week.
V*nmo: onsundayshoes
C*sh*pp: $onsundayshoes
I know I’ve posted about this recently, and I’m embarrassed to do so again. but I’m posting again because I wasn’t able to hit the goal last time and now I’ve got to come up with $2000 by the end of the week.
V*nmo: onsundayshoes
C*sh*pp: $onsundayshoes
August 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
🚨MUTUAL AID REQUEST🚨
I know I’ve posted about this recently, and I’m embarrassed to do so again. but I’m posting again because I wasn’t able to hit the goal last time and now I’ve got to come up with $2000 by the end of the week.
V*nmo: onsundayshoes
C*sh*pp: $onsundayshoes
I know I’ve posted about this recently, and I’m embarrassed to do so again. but I’m posting again because I wasn’t able to hit the goal last time and now I’ve got to come up with $2000 by the end of the week.
V*nmo: onsundayshoes
C*sh*pp: $onsundayshoes
wearing a Braid shirt and cuffed jeans to the Cap’n Jazz show as the Midwest gods intended
July 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
wearing a Braid shirt and cuffed jeans to the Cap’n Jazz show as the Midwest gods intended
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the yearning is overwhelming
June 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the yearning is overwhelming
Tried to book Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, and Slipknot on the same bill and they told me the venue is already at capacity.
June 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Tried to book Godspeed You! Black Emperor, The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, and Slipknot on the same bill and they told me the venue is already at capacity.
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"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!