Matt Ryan
@opepanther.bsky.social
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opepanther.bsky.social
The Rizzler
rodger.bsky.social
I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
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abpow.bsky.social
"Why am I Mr. Pink? Why can't I choose my color?"

"No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn't work. You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black"
Cat in a pink Adidas tracksuit
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! 🧵
opepanther.bsky.social
Drew Brees on the outside, Mike Glennon on the inside.
razzball.bsky.social
Fellow Short Kings, we good with AOC again
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stevemullis.net
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland
opepanther.bsky.social
As a bulls fan, I agree. But at least Jerry will get his Play-in game at home
opepanther.bsky.social
Mark Sanchez answering the door for his chicken tendies
opepanther.bsky.social
Me getting ready to rewatch Heres The Science @talkhoops.bsky.social
opepanther.bsky.social
But the spin was a lovely addition.
sickoscommittee.org
We got a nomination for worst flag throw of the 2025 season in Tennessee high school football.

Please consider the spin move in your judgement.

Thanks for your consideration.
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
You know how you don't get blackmailed? You don't have sex with underage girls in the first place.
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merriam-webster.com
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
opepanther.bsky.social
Homie Spumoni
whitesox.bsky.social
What's the most random movie you love?

If you say something not random, I will block you.
opepanther.bsky.social
Great zoo. They have elephants
opepanther.bsky.social
Back when we used to make proper television
billdifilippo.bsky.social
WEIRD AI VIDEOS: the thing from the early part of the century we must bring back is uh idk going to walmart

ME: the thing from the early part of the century we must bring back is pimp my ride