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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 1d

#DVPit #GN #A #LGBT

Going undercover as a race car mechanic, a young mobster makes the mistake of falling in love with his target. Unable to quit his mission or his new romance, he is forced to choose between which truth he wants to live. Either could cost him his life.

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 8h

i haven't seen enough orcs for orctober please send orcs (sfw)

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 1d

shame he didn't find me, because i have some experience in food service AND happen to be a terrific bartender

Neeul🍈 @neeul.bsky.social · 1d

Brigadier Thrash found himself in urgent need of some sous chefs for an #Orctober banquet and recruited two fellow orcs off the street. Unfortunately for him, Neeul and Brex aren't anywhere near as handy in a kitchen. They may need help themselves.

(Thrash: Battle Chef Brigade)
Brex: @orcanist.gay)

A drawing of Thrash, an orc with red facial tattoos and long black hair wearing a chef uniform, He's presenting a plate with strange looking food, resembling blue lamb chops in sauce, decorated with a garnish.

A drawing of Neeul, an orc with hair in a short ponytail wearing a dirty apron. He's holding a frying pan, in which a fire is burning a fish. He looks distraught.

A drawing of Brex, an orc with black hair and a beard, wearing an apron. He's using an icing back to decorate a lopsided desert decorated with red fruit. There is icing all over his apron, arms and face.

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 1d

show me more gay men drawings bitch

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 1d

josh!!!! JOSH!!!!!

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 1d

i need this book to be published so i can buy copies for my friends

josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 1d

#DVPit #GN #A #LGBT

Going undercover as a race car mechanic, a young mobster makes the mistake of falling in love with his target. Unable to quit his mission or his new romance, he is forced to choose between which truth he wants to live. Either could cost him his life.

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 3d

christmas choir ass motherfuckers

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses

Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d

Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 3d

dear publisher please pick up my friend josh's homosexual book

josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 3d

it only took me all summer and part of fall but I FINALLY FINISHED THE REVISIONS FOR THIS BOOK PITCH and i have SENT IT OFF and i am FREE please clap

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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 3d

it only took me all summer and part of fall but I FINALLY FINISHED THE REVISIONS FOR THIS BOOK PITCH and i have SENT IT OFF and i am FREE please clap

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 4d

i made it into the newspaper again

One user who posts under the name Katie Tightpussy speculated that Bluesky leadership has come to loathe “having a large social media app that they never wanted” and suggested that they spin it off so they can return “to Protocol Land where they never have to think about the opinions of plebeians ever again.”

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 4d

this is shit that happens insanely frequently in the fantasy community. people love being really weird about anyone that isnt an elf, and especially love getting SUPER weird about orcs. like cmon. kinda weird how obsessed they are with repurposing actual racist rhetoric into fantasy

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 5d

this orctober.... think about orc

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 5d

welcome to swagtopia

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bree speech absolutist 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 5d

she is gods righteous sword truly

Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 5d

greta ily what an outfit

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 6d

I said what I said.

The Briefing with Jen Psaki @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social · 6d

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6d

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

The Verge @theverge.com · 6d

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

buff.ly

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ACLU @aclu.org · 7d

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 7d

i do this (bringing leftover wine from work that cant be sold)

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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 8d

i finally wrapped up these pages. i'll post them in full someday but thanks for letting me spam them piecemeal

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discover tab replies from lyndsay 👻 @magpie.tips · 8d

rip jane goodall i hope you read this post

tom @tomwalker.bsky.social · Jul 17

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 8d

i dont have new orctober stuff to share so take this lovely piece from jojobuu

Jojo (Commissions Open) @jojobuu.bsky.social · Jun 27

A #kirillustration commission.. big orc, big sleepy, small bus stop. 🌿

Digital illustration depicting an orcish figure dressed in comfy modern clothing sitting on a bench that seems a little small for him at a bus stop somewhere in front of some apartment buildings. Sunset casts a soft glow across the whole image.

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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 8d

comik fragmente

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kiril, internet orc @orcflorist.bsky.social · 8d

i had Honey Moon very early in the year but it reads like a funky, bright hibiscus tea, super fun and acidic. and then Maskerade that i had about a month or two ago was this waxy, dense strawberry shortbread thing with the slightest bit of bubbles and i loved it

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