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They do it because we let them.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
orchiopteryx.bsky.social
Entering hour 3 of spinning on this office chair with jack shit to do at work and desperately trying to resist the urge to buy a UV-5R as retail therapy
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
orchiopteryx.bsky.social
I hope the dj tonight plays jungleland by bruce springsteen
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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freeuse.toys
i haven't showered since last year
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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daftpp.bsky.social
one must imagine sisyphus
a three panel sketch of the character sinkdog (originally by daleport996) laying on a cluttered, filthy counter. she's surrounded by dirty dishes, and her basin is full of dishes and dirty dishwater, which trickles out as she sits up on her elbows, looking exhausted. in the next panel she is throwing a dish and leaning forward, causing her contents to come crashing out of her onto the floor. in the third panel she's standing, tethered to the counter by a drainpipe, looking at the shattered mess of dirty dishes and dishwater spattered on the floor. the remnants of her basin pour down her legs. the sink in a disabled household is a constant source of stress and yuckiness and i wanted to make some sinkdog fanart with that bit of pain in it. we don't usually see her all gross and dirty and miserable. someone on tumblr talked about how sinkdog is kinda cathartic because you scoop all the yucky parts out of the girl to make her into an object of cleanliness (and how it's ironic because she's kink art) and it had me thinking about how sinks are also yucky. feeling like even if you scrape yourself hollow, girlhood can still feel dirty. inescapable. plus the torment that you'll never be really done doing dishes because more dirty dishes are produced daily haha
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
orchiopteryx.bsky.social
Awake for 3 hours of daylight on christmas. My life kicks ass
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
orchiopteryx.bsky.social
new year's resolution I will finally develop core strength
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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We had to up the goal for Ryah's fundraiser b/c while she's applied for government assistance, been searching for work, and also a roommate, these things take time and she'd fallen behind on rent and bills again.

My partner is taking over running the GFM campaign for the next stretch to help out.
Donate to Ryah needs your help! (Increased Goal due to Emergency), organized by Spooka Lucca
Update: We've re-opened the fundraiser and set a new goal for $80… Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help! (Increased Goal due to Emergency)
www.gofundme.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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"The City’s own data indicate that conflicts involving right-turning vehicles are among the most common types of pedestrian collisions ... If adopted, these changes would mark one of the most significant intersection-safety reforms in Vancouver in years."

dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
Ban right turns on red at intersections, proposes Vancouver city councillor | Urbanized
OneCity councillor Lucy Maloney is pushing for a ban on right turns during the red-light traffic signal at intersections across Vancouver.
dailyhive.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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No one can handle my vision 😤
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December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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mommywiseau.bsky.social
curious how any time a trans woman visits Lou Reeds grave a lump of the earth in front of it rises
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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spicedyde.bsky.social
HE HAS LEFT US ALONE —
piece based on A Silver Mt. Zion's album "He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts Of Light Sometimes Grace The Corner Of Our Rooms" (2000) The text on the sign is the same as the title
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Whatever u say pal
A small pile of empties with a stuffed animal in front offering encouragement. Gourd wojack looks on.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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raynegrimm.bsky.social
I don't think enough people realize that for many folks on disability they cannot risk having over a VERY low cap of money/property or they will lose their benefits nearly immediately

It often prevents folks from marrying as well it's ludicrous
Green Beans and Such @somuchbeans It's disability pride month, and did you know disabled people in the US with Medicaid are not allowed to have more than $2,000 in money and assets combined, or else we'll lose our often life-saving health insurance? Don't fucking tell me forced poverty isn't A Thing™™
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
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March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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blood-dyke.bsky.social
a customer at the drive thru was talking about someone drinking down ketamine and getting castrated but once she mentioned them being in a stall intealized she was talking about a horse and not one of my friends
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Lesbian at this party told me I was giving pristine scumbag dyke vibes and then taught me how to dap someone up so I could be a better scumbag dyke ^_^
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Go fuck yourself
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November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Trying to take a little break, drew an angel girl going through it
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
mia catgirl in postal worker uniform she is so beautiful the drawing is OK
October 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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ignored my work responsibilities to make a traumacore edit of nic cage in moonstruck (1987)
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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goblinsorcerer.bsky.social
hard to please
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM