Ornamental matt 🦜
@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
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watching bake off with the kid and she just goes, “there’s too much ganache in this show”
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
watching bake off with the kid and she just goes, “there’s too much ganache in this show”
Rotatoe, the root vegetable that spins
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Rotatoe, the root vegetable that spins
I can smell the air-conditioning in the computer lab, what a weird game
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I can smell the air-conditioning in the computer lab, what a weird game
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Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
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this movie asks the question "What if Kevin from Home Alone was a mouse and that he actually wants to kill people?"
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
this movie asks the question "What if Kevin from Home Alone was a mouse and that he actually wants to kill people?"
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Most confusing parental gift of the year for me was this big book about gladiators by Harry Sidebottom. I have not expressed an interest in gladiators to my parents but I understand why they took the swing (weird son)
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Most confusing parental gift of the year for me was this big book about gladiators by Harry Sidebottom. I have not expressed an interest in gladiators to my parents but I understand why they took the swing (weird son)
God I could murder a martini
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
God I could murder a martini
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Mother Fletcher’s Sooper Joose (1971-1972):A vaguely cherry-flavored cola from Canada Dry, marketed (with a tongue-in-cheek fictional lore) as a counter-cultural "bootleg soft drink", produced off the grid in a still by a deaf old woman. It was sold/tested exclusively in Dallas, TX and Rochester, NY
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Mother Fletcher’s Sooper Joose (1971-1972):A vaguely cherry-flavored cola from Canada Dry, marketed (with a tongue-in-cheek fictional lore) as a counter-cultural "bootleg soft drink", produced off the grid in a still by a deaf old woman. It was sold/tested exclusively in Dallas, TX and Rochester, NY
Every conversation between miller and codetalker
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Every conversation between miller and codetalker
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
Hi I'm a broken larynx.
Hi I'm cars
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hi I'm a broken larynx.
Everyday something happens that reminds me about Brexit and I want to hit those people
Do you hold an EU or Swiss passport and speak English fluently? Your help will be needed at #EGU26!
Our conference provider and partner Copernicus is looking for conference assistants.
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📸 Florian Heine on #imaggeo
Our conference provider and partner Copernicus is looking for conference assistants.
👉 Apply here by 5 January 2026: egu.eu/4DNZDO
📸 Florian Heine on #imaggeo
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Everyday something happens that reminds me about Brexit and I want to hit those people
Palpable relief when I remembered it's in fact Friday and not Saturday.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Palpable relief when I remembered it's in fact Friday and not Saturday.
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The last day this will be true
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The last day this will be true
Happy new year from lemon pig
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Happy new year from lemon pig
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Caviar is apparently very nice
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Caviar is apparently very nice
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
I look forward to tomorrows Dutch butchers bill for fireworks
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I look forward to tomorrows Dutch butchers bill for fireworks
Can't forget the most important tradition
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can't forget the most important tradition
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So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
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