Achilles Mump
@orsonswelles.bsky.social
Shakespeare/early modern drama burnout. delco ex-pat. shy.
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Phillies are making a ton of “I can fix him” signings
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Phillies are making a ton of “I can fix him” signings
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skill issue sorry you’re a fuckin loser have you considered you’re the problem
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
skill issue sorry you’re a fuckin loser have you considered you’re the problem
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DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
feeding myself a steady stream of Jude Law pictures to be okay with my hairline
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
feeding myself a steady stream of Jude Law pictures to be okay with my hairline
I took my wife's last name when we got married, and we just got our first ever Christmas card addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [my first name] [her last name]" from someone in HER family. real win/loss day for feminism in our household
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I took my wife's last name when we got married, and we just got our first ever Christmas card addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [my first name] [her last name]" from someone in HER family. real win/loss day for feminism in our household
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Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
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Using gen ai for text and asset placeholders is not solving a problem; games have been made for decades with regular placeholders. studios using AI this way are just testing the water to see what more they can get away with - which will inevitably mean laying off skilled workers, to make worse games
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Using gen ai for text and asset placeholders is not solving a problem; games have been made for decades with regular placeholders. studios using AI this way are just testing the water to see what more they can get away with - which will inevitably mean laying off skilled workers, to make worse games
nothing like the rush of having two beers at the work function and then worrying the entire walk home if you said goodbye weird
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
nothing like the rush of having two beers at the work function and then worrying the entire walk home if you said goodbye weird
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Just fucking do it
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just fucking do it
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Listened to too many podcasts now im evil
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Listened to too many podcasts now im evil
I cut back this year, but I should still be put down like some sort of sick horse
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I cut back this year, but I should still be put down like some sort of sick horse
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A guy takes his kid to Washington in 2126 to see the Sabrina Carpenter Memorial which recently opened in the spot of the former Lincoln Memorial which Trump had leveled to build another patio.
"She was from steel country. Allentown. Grew up in the shadow of Dorney Park. Trump never stood a chance"
"She was from steel country. Allentown. Grew up in the shadow of Dorney Park. Trump never stood a chance"
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A guy takes his kid to Washington in 2126 to see the Sabrina Carpenter Memorial which recently opened in the spot of the former Lincoln Memorial which Trump had leveled to build another patio.
"She was from steel country. Allentown. Grew up in the shadow of Dorney Park. Trump never stood a chance"
"She was from steel country. Allentown. Grew up in the shadow of Dorney Park. Trump never stood a chance"
the only meaningful change to my life since buying a house is that now I get really nervous when it rains
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the only meaningful change to my life since buying a house is that now I get really nervous when it rains
christmas tree lights hate to see my obsessive-compulsive ass coming
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
christmas tree lights hate to see my obsessive-compulsive ass coming
Dang. Stoppard very kindly gave me a few minutes of his time to talk about my studies after I stumbled upon him smoking in an allyway right after opening night of R&G are Dead at the Old Vic in 2017. We took a picture together with cigs dangling out of our mouths. What a loss. Go read Arcadia.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Dang. Stoppard very kindly gave me a few minutes of his time to talk about my studies after I stumbled upon him smoking in an allyway right after opening night of R&G are Dead at the Old Vic in 2017. We took a picture together with cigs dangling out of our mouths. What a loss. Go read Arcadia.
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
8 exhausted adults clinging to their second glass of whiskey/wine/vodka waiting for an eight year old to put on a costume and do a magic show so we can all go to bed happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
8 exhausted adults clinging to their second glass of whiskey/wine/vodka waiting for an eight year old to put on a costume and do a magic show so we can all go to bed happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!
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Wow it really is just like God.
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Wow it really is just like God.
ordering pizza at my in-laws and folks, they just don't write copy like this anymore
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
ordering pizza at my in-laws and folks, they just don't write copy like this anymore
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