@ostrichsandals.bsky.social
So what he's saying is the ships will be covered in gold spraypaint?
Trump: The U.S. Navy lead the design of the ships along with me because I'm a very aesthetic person
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So what he's saying is the ships will be covered in gold spraypaint?
I want to vomit
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I want to vomit
I feel like that family is moving fast because they now time is extremely limited...like not even a full term. Take the money and run.
In Donald Trump’s second term, developments came thick and fast, many of them involving crypto, foreign money, or both. @johncassidysays.bsky.social takes stock of the President’s self-enrichment in 2025.
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newyorkermag.visitlink.me/XabOK1
The Year in Trump Cashing In
In 2025, the President’s family has been making bank in myriad ways, many of them involving crypto and foreign money.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I feel like that family is moving fast because they now time is extremely limited...like not even a full term. Take the money and run.
I've stopped hating some other people just so I could reallocate my hate resources more appropriately.
Thoughts on how to hate this treasonous motherfucker more?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've stopped hating some other people just so I could reallocate my hate resources more appropriately.
This seems great.
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This seems great.
I wonder what its like to be her.
MAGAZINER: A hardworking man w/no criminal record who raised 3 sons to be Marines -- ICE agents tackled him while he was mowing lawn & imprisoned him. Will you consider him for parole?
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I wonder what its like to be her.
This is a thing that is allowed???
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is a thing that is allowed???
Do I have a crush on Brian O'Hara?
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Do I have a crush on Brian O'Hara?
I thought this was a joke. Alas, jokes no longer exist.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I thought this was a joke. Alas, jokes no longer exist.
You know Stephen Miller still talks about his SAT scores.
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You know Stephen Miller still talks about his SAT scores.
Neither do I!
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Neither do I!
People roll their eyes when I say I'm on Tidal. There's a reason Prince chose to be exclusive with Tidal.
"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."
Los Campesinos:
Los Campesinos:
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
loscampesinos.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
People roll their eyes when I say I'm on Tidal. There's a reason Prince chose to be exclusive with Tidal.
Somewhere Mayor Pete can't decide whether to laugh or vomit.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Somewhere Mayor Pete can't decide whether to laugh or vomit.
I hate them all.
What a parade of sociopaths.
What a parade of sociopaths.
Vance: If you look at every affordability crisis confronting the American people today, it is traceable directly to a problem caused by Joe Biden and congressional Democrats. We had 20 million illegal aliens in this country taking homes that ought by right go to American citizens.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hate them all.
What a parade of sociopaths.
What a parade of sociopaths.
In certain climes, the answer is "put it on the table on the deck". IYKYK
Do we wait for the food to cool on the counter (and risk harmful bacteria proliferating)? Or do we rush it to the fridge, potentially warming everything inside? There’s a universal — and easy — answer to a common kitchen predicament. nyti.ms/4prwMJu
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In certain climes, the answer is "put it on the table on the deck". IYKYK
I mean...i wish I had this in my curriculum
Once a HS social studies teacher was inexplicably forced to do a day of sex ed and didn’t know what to do, so he told us about a “timekeeper,” who is someone at a bar who you don’t think is attractive enough to hook up with and when you’ve drunk enough for them to be attractive, you should go home.
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I mean...i wish I had this in my curriculum
I use this comment with absolute abandon at work.
New hip insult you'll be hearing everywhere soon:
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
"Was this made by Al?"
Especially effective when mentioned while watching a film (especially a big budget one) or listening to the new release of a song (preferably by a big pop star).
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I use this comment with absolute abandon at work.
Coming soon...the data from Pornhub's Year in Review shines light on prevalence of internet accessibility.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Coming soon...the data from Pornhub's Year in Review shines light on prevalence of internet accessibility.
Yeah. My biggest issue with Target is the lack of smiling employees being forced to get in my business.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah. My biggest issue with Target is the lack of smiling employees being forced to get in my business.
What is happening? Is MTG going to be the Republican who break ranks?
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What is happening? Is MTG going to be the Republican who break ranks?
Is this when I say "don't threaten me with a good time."?
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Is this when I say "don't threaten me with a good time."?
This is why I love France.
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is why I love France.
Maybe tonight he doesn't wake up
Trump: “…BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE GONE STONE COLD “CRAZY,” THE CHOICE IS CLEAR — INITIATE THE “NUCLEAR OPTION,” GET RID OF THE FILIBUSTER AND, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Maybe tonight he doesn't wake up
A scam run by multiple mafia families and the only person we've seen is Chauncey? Hmmm.
From @theathletic.com: Chauncey Billups was this force of positivity, wrapped in a smile, who paraded around with unrivaled confidence, our columnist writes. "I believed in him. I trusted him. I respected him. And if the allegations are proven, I was wrong."
Chauncey Billups fooled me, too, it appears. Why his shocking arrest cuts so deep
The somber image of Billups at his hearing is in stark contrast to who he appeared to be during his time as coach in Portland.
nyti.ms
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A scam run by multiple mafia families and the only person we've seen is Chauncey? Hmmm.
UNHINGED
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
UNHINGED