ottonymos
@ottonymos.bsky.social
Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
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Creamy Shits to all, and to all an iDog thong
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Creamy Shits to all, and to all an iDog thong
🎶🎄 Have a holly jolly Christmas 🎄🎶
🎶🎄 because it may be your last 💀🎶
🎶🎄 because it may be your last 💀🎶
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🎶🎄 Have a holly jolly Christmas 🎄🎶
🎶🎄 because it may be your last 💀🎶
🎶🎄 because it may be your last 💀🎶
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
pretty sweet that i get to spend most of the remaining existence of the universe being fukkin dead
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
pretty sweet that i get to spend most of the remaining existence of the universe being fukkin dead
you can never prove that a game doesn't have fall damage, only demonstrate that it doesn't have fall damage from that height
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
you can never prove that a game doesn't have fall damage, only demonstrate that it doesn't have fall damage from that height
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it's a sign. the dark lord wants me to finally move on from firefox. it had a good run of what, over 20 years? rip bozos, maybe don't put a.i. in everything
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it's a sign. the dark lord wants me to finally move on from firefox. it had a good run of what, over 20 years? rip bozos, maybe don't put a.i. in everything
ohfuck hang on i think the bot cooked something real here
The marketized identity politics of the reactionary paradigm is nothing but using the bat-computer and an endless implosion into the nonfungible image of the self.
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ohfuck hang on i think the bot cooked something real here
🎶 Dick and balls caught in door of trolley
🎶 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-laAAURGH
🎶 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-laAAURGH
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
🎶 Dick and balls caught in door of trolley
🎶 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-laAAURGH
🎶 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-laAAURGH
this sounds all nice and wholesome until you realize the unintended consequence of every rich asshole starting a puppy mill with a thousand maltreated dogs
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents
Pets run many human households, but when tax season comes, they don’t count—no matter how dependent on you they are. A lawsuit filed by Amanda Reynolds seeks to change that.
www.forbes.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
this sounds all nice and wholesome until you realize the unintended consequence of every rich asshole starting a puppy mill with a thousand maltreated dogs
if i was gonna do a life of heinous crimes i wouldn't let people take pictures on my plane and island. i'd make people put their cameras in faraday bags like it was govt blacksite
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
if i was gonna do a life of heinous crimes i wouldn't let people take pictures on my plane and island. i'd make people put their cameras in faraday bags like it was govt blacksite
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When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
oh thank god, i found it
Korean Banana Milk Commercial (바나나맛 우유)
YouTube video by bazziboy92
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
oh thank god, i found it
coining an old pre-war saying:
December mosquito, climate's donezorito
December mosquito, climate's donezorito
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
coining an old pre-war saying:
December mosquito, climate's donezorito
December mosquito, climate's donezorito
gotta save this particular frame for posterity
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
gotta save this particular frame for posterity
love playing "is it a.i. or is it just kinda-bad human art" it's my favorite game and the necessary cynicism definitely isn't eating a hole through my soul
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
love playing "is it a.i. or is it just kinda-bad human art" it's my favorite game and the necessary cynicism definitely isn't eating a hole through my soul
BAM facefull of Jorge
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
BAM facefull of Jorge
what do you mean you haven't immanentized the eschaton yet? just spend a couple trillion dollars bro
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
what do you mean you haven't immanentized the eschaton yet? just spend a couple trillion dollars bro
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
ooh, la-dee-da, the "garbage".
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
ooh, la-dee-da, the "garbage".
FUMES is a game that forces you to say "heeyyyyllll yyyyyea" out loud every few seconds
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
FUMES is a game that forces you to say "heeyyyyllll yyyyyea" out loud every few seconds