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ottonymos
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Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
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Creamy Shits to all, and to all an iDog thong
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
🎶🎄 Have a holly jolly Christmas 🎄🎶
🎶🎄 because it may be your last 💀🎶
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
pretty sweet that i get to spend most of the remaining existence of the universe being fukkin dead
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
you can never prove that a game doesn't have fall damage, only demonstrate that it doesn't have fall damage from that height
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
it's a sign. the dark lord wants me to finally move on from firefox. it had a good run of what, over 20 years? rip bozos, maybe don't put a.i. in everything
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ohfuck hang on i think the bot cooked something real here
The marketized identity politics of the reactionary paradigm is nothing but using the bat-computer and an endless implosion into the nonfungible image of the self.
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
🎶 Dick and balls caught in door of trolley
🎶 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-laAAURGH
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this sounds all nice and wholesome until you realize the unintended consequence of every rich asshole starting a puppy mill with a thousand maltreated dogs
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if i was gonna do a life of heinous crimes i wouldn't let people take pictures on my plane and island. i'd make people put their cameras in faraday bags like it was govt blacksite
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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When you hire a white man because they’re a white man that’s not identity politics. Identity politics is when you get hired and you’re not a white man. The anti wokeness hysteria was always a backlash to integration of white collar jobs bsky.app/profile/jami...
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”

Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!

(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
oh thank god, i found it
Korean Banana Milk Commercial (바나나맛 우유)
YouTube video by bazziboy92
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
coining an old pre-war saying:
December mosquito, climate's donezorito
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
gotta save this particular frame for posterity
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
love playing "is it a.i. or is it just kinda-bad human art" it's my favorite game and the necessary cynicism definitely isn't eating a hole through my soul
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
BAM facefull of Jorge
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
what do you mean you haven't immanentized the eschaton yet? just spend a couple trillion dollars bro
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ooh, la-dee-da, the "garbage".
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
FUMES is a game that forces you to say "heeyyyyllll yyyyyea" out loud every few seconds
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM