Sam
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Sam
@ouppysog.bsky.social
M26!
British :(
Kind of doglike
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I want to leave this world better than I found it
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
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November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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WE CAN STILL WIN!

yellat.money
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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"Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them"

....by doing just what the dark forces want

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Dark forces are stirring up anger in the UK. My asylum reforms are our chance to stop them | Shabana Mahmood
I know some of these measures will face opposition. But a country without secure borders is less safe for those who look like me, says Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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fuck AI i want art made by PERVERTS. AI can never be a PERVERT
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Same as it ever was.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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morning blessings ♰♡
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A badge I made my boyfriend at Fursonacon cause he fell the fuck down 😔 RIP
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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someone got into the shrimp
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Keir Starmer, on being challenged to suggest that paying off the Taliban might be a bad idea:
August 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Another Niels cartoon, not about debunking fake history this time, but too lovely not to share.
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
www.facebook.com/CouldBeWorse...
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Keep going!!
July 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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hey, in case you're like me and find this feature to be uncomfortable, there is a feature to turn it off in privacy and security 🤯

genuinely impressed with bluesky for making this a setting!! i'm soooooo happy!! this feature is why i stopped posting text posts over on twitter
New notification settings are here! Adjust the types of notifications you get under Settings > Notifications (or by clicking the gear icon on your notifications page)

You can also now get alerts when *individual users* post! Click the bell icon on a profile to subscribe.

More in this blog entry:
More Control Over Your Notifications - Bluesky
Fine tune which notifications you receive, opt-in to receive push notifications from specific accounts, and receive notifications when someone likes or reposts posts you’ve reposted.
bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Lots of notification changes people have been asking for in this release
📢 1.104 is rolling out with new ways to personalize your notifications!

• Activity Notifications: Get push alerts from your favorite accounts
• Repost Notifications: See when someone likes or reposts something you’ve reposted
• New Notification Settings: Fine-tune which notifications you receive
July 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
WE GOT NOTIFICATIONS

WE'RE SO BACK
July 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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get squegged on bitch
July 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Zohran is cool because he is a shining example of the Non-Soy Leftist
June 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Been using this for post notifications for a while now and can confirm it works really well
For anyone missing the Twitter feature of getting a notification when an account posts, you can use the app @bluenotify.app to get this, super easy to set up and is certainly recommended, iPhone link here apps.apple.com/gb/app/bluen... #UKbirding
June 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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pls pls circulate!!
i really like breathing!!
thankyu♡♡♡
#MutualAidRequest
#MutualAidBoost
#mutualaid
June 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
B👁️👁️K :)
I don't think I can be trusted with acrylic markers, these are too fun to use
June 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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commissions are open btw !!! 9 slots r left :3
June 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM