Glonzo Journalist
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Glonzo is real and strong and my friend.
Just a guy trying to make sense of all this.
Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block.
Just a guy trying to make sense of all this.
Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block.
Pinned
"Hear me out, Scully.
Forget squirrels chewing on cables, blown transformers, fallen trees, every explanation the power companies have ever given us.
Dana, have you heard of something called 'Glonzo?'"
Forget squirrels chewing on cables, blown transformers, fallen trees, every explanation the power companies have ever given us.
Dana, have you heard of something called 'Glonzo?'"
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
make a bond movie casual
the man with a polymer-frame gun
the man with a polymer-frame gun
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
make a bond movie casual
the man with a polymer-frame gun
the man with a polymer-frame gun
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
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There's no way they could though.
In addition to flying far, far too fast to track and engage, he has an insurmountable advantage in surveillance. Far before any plan got to execution, it would be flagged by elven intel analysts as "naughty" and he'd be briefed on every operational detail.
In addition to flying far, far too fast to track and engage, he has an insurmountable advantage in surveillance. Far before any plan got to execution, it would be flagged by elven intel analysts as "naughty" and he'd be briefed on every operational detail.
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There's no way they could though.
In addition to flying far, far too fast to track and engage, he has an insurmountable advantage in surveillance. Far before any plan got to execution, it would be flagged by elven intel analysts as "naughty" and he'd be briefed on every operational detail.
In addition to flying far, far too fast to track and engage, he has an insurmountable advantage in surveillance. Far before any plan got to execution, it would be flagged by elven intel analysts as "naughty" and he'd be briefed on every operational detail.
Narrowly avoided a hilarious Xmas bfast pancake error.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Narrowly avoided a hilarious Xmas bfast pancake error.
The world's most ornamental people think they're the world's most indispensable
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The world's most ornamental people think they're the world's most indispensable
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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There's an Eli Valley for that
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
There's an Eli Valley for that
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.
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I honestly view the people who go out of their way to say how they don't care about the series in the same light as those who will interrupt you to assert that they dislike sports.
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I honestly view the people who go out of their way to say how they don't care about the series in the same light as those who will interrupt you to assert that they dislike sports.
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Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
yeah they're not like, high culture or s-teir cinema but they are fine.
i just treat it as a bit. yeah, little guy, your contrarian opinion about the blockbuster is really cool.
i just treat it as a bit. yeah, little guy, your contrarian opinion about the blockbuster is really cool.
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
yeah they're not like, high culture or s-teir cinema but they are fine.
i just treat it as a bit. yeah, little guy, your contrarian opinion about the blockbuster is really cool.
i just treat it as a bit. yeah, little guy, your contrarian opinion about the blockbuster is really cool.
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hmmmmmmmm
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
hmmmmmmmm
What James Cameron movie was it that had a woman's routine life interrupted by two pursuers, one of whom ends up sacrificing himself for her against an inevitable and unstoppable threat?
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What James Cameron movie was it that had a woman's routine life interrupted by two pursuers, one of whom ends up sacrificing himself for her against an inevitable and unstoppable threat?
i'm sorry but the only way to cure an intrusive thought is to spread it:
Piranha 2: The Way of Water
Piranha 2: The Way of Water
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i'm sorry but the only way to cure an intrusive thought is to spread it:
Piranha 2: The Way of Water
Piranha 2: The Way of Water
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interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
interrupting the ghost of christmas present mid-lesson to expound on the national security implications of his remote viewing abilities
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
What dummy named the D*D build "throwbarian" when "yeeting disorder" was right there?
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What dummy named the D*D build "throwbarian" when "yeeting disorder" was right there?
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