Paige
@paigemage.bsky.social
Feral, possibly brain damaged. Idk what I'm doing
25| love bugs and plants| they/them
25| love bugs and plants| they/them
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Incredible news on TDOV.
The 9th Circuit has denied the government’s request to enforce its transgender military ban.
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The 9th Circuit has denied the government’s request to enforce its transgender military ban.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Incredible news on TDOV.
The 9th Circuit has denied the government’s request to enforce its transgender military ban.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The 9th Circuit has denied the government’s request to enforce its transgender military ban.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had unco...
theonion.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
WASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision Tuesday night for a golden age of China. “Under my leader...
theonion.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
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they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
they might play sports in philadelphia but they dont play games
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
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You are now entering Free Derry
February 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
You are now entering Free Derry
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I love this graffiti (in Minecraft)
February 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I love this graffiti (in Minecraft)
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I wonder how many of the "guys" at cons cosplay as maids/ other women characters are,,,,,
you know .........
Girlypop
you know .........
Girlypop
February 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I wonder how many of the "guys" at cons cosplay as maids/ other women characters are,,,,,
you know .........
Girlypop
you know .........
Girlypop
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I've been thinking about "I have no mouth, and I must scream" a lot recently. I think estrogen would have saved AM. I'm not going to elaborate.
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I've been thinking about "I have no mouth, and I must scream" a lot recently. I think estrogen would have saved AM. I'm not going to elaborate.
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well, my big takeaway from today is that clearly NO ONE has been reading my short stories on xHamster
January 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
well, my big takeaway from today is that clearly NO ONE has been reading my short stories on xHamster
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This is a dangerous man, with a head harder than a rock. Children have died elsewhere because of his intransigence, and that's what he wants to bring here. No paywall for you today.
Opinion | RFK Jr. Is a Vaccine Cynic, Not Skeptic. (Gift Article)
My job is to ask tough questions of vaccine makers. That’s not what he is doing.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This is a dangerous man, with a head harder than a rock. Children have died elsewhere because of his intransigence, and that's what he wants to bring here. No paywall for you today.
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Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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January 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.