Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Pinned
P.S. Eliot - Tennessee
YouTube video by everythingisnotok
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A thread of “new” music that I “discovered” after the artist disbanded.
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
I’m pretty one dimensional, almost all of my ads are bike related, but towers, this thread is wild.
Trust me
Trust me
gonna start a running thread of what Instagram thinks I’m interested in starting with this
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m pretty one dimensional, almost all of my ads are bike related, but towers, this thread is wild.
Trust me
Trust me
There aren’t really any bad pies per se, but strawberry rhubarb stands atop the mountain with custard based pies. All others fall somewhere on the slope from blueberry to key lime
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There aren’t really any bad pies per se, but strawberry rhubarb stands atop the mountain with custard based pies. All others fall somewhere on the slope from blueberry to key lime
Conversation starter with my wife in my 20s: “Jon Spence Blues Explosion is in town tonight, we should go.”
Conversation starter with my wife in my 50s: “I took the Duchess for a walk already and she had a big poopy.”
Conversation starter with my wife in my 50s: “I took the Duchess for a walk already and she had a big poopy.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Conversation starter with my wife in my 20s: “Jon Spence Blues Explosion is in town tonight, we should go.”
Conversation starter with my wife in my 50s: “I took the Duchess for a walk already and she had a big poopy.”
Conversation starter with my wife in my 50s: “I took the Duchess for a walk already and she had a big poopy.”
“Why won’t the Duchess come when called?” I wonder as I run through the litany of her nicknames in my head
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Why won’t the Duchess come when called?” I wonder as I run through the litany of her nicknames in my head
Trying to win back that desired “tom nichols supercilious prick” demographic
Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Trying to win back that desired “tom nichols supercilious prick” demographic
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Always a fun ride!
Annual Ciclismo Classico Jingle Ride | Ciclismo Classico
The Ciclismo Classico Jingle Ride is one of the longest-running Boston holiday sporting events and certainly one of the most colorful.
ciclismoclassico.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Always a fun ride!
I have a playlist for my morning coffee while everyone but Rhubarb and I are asleep called “Dad’s Mellow Morning”.
My youngest, unbeknownst to me, added “Never Gonna Give You Up” to the queue.
Rickrolled before 0600, so that’s how my day is going
My youngest, unbeknownst to me, added “Never Gonna Give You Up” to the queue.
Rickrolled before 0600, so that’s how my day is going
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I have a playlist for my morning coffee while everyone but Rhubarb and I are asleep called “Dad’s Mellow Morning”.
My youngest, unbeknownst to me, added “Never Gonna Give You Up” to the queue.
Rickrolled before 0600, so that’s how my day is going
My youngest, unbeknownst to me, added “Never Gonna Give You Up” to the queue.
Rickrolled before 0600, so that’s how my day is going
A thread of “new” music that I “discovered” after the artist disbanded.
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
P.S. Eliot - Tennessee
YouTube video by everythingisnotok
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A thread of “new” music that I “discovered” after the artist disbanded.
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
A story of unknown chapters and intermittent updates.
youtu.be/TzqrzXidm_E?...
10/10, even the Russian judge agrees this time
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
10/10, even the Russian judge agrees this time
There is never a good time to make a GG Allin reference, and I shouldn’t have to remind myself of that truism
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
There is never a good time to make a GG Allin reference, and I shouldn’t have to remind myself of that truism
I imagine he smells of meat sweats, sour milk, and Drakkar Noir
When your body is at Gate C12 but your soul is already in the Delta Sky Lounge.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I imagine he smells of meat sweats, sour milk, and Drakkar Noir
A small piece of advice, don’t get married the day before a moving holiday. 26 years ago my wife made one of her most debatable decisions and for the first 5 or so years we messed the date up because “the day before thanksgiving” resonated more than “November 24”
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A small piece of advice, don’t get married the day before a moving holiday. 26 years ago my wife made one of her most debatable decisions and for the first 5 or so years we messed the date up because “the day before thanksgiving” resonated more than “November 24”
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Boston Based Bikes Not Bombs sending Used Bikes to Ghana to be reused.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Boston Based Bikes Not Bombs sending Used Bikes to Ghana to be reused.
“Both said they were united over a mutual love of New York City. They did not mention Queens.”
Hahaha
Hahaha
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
“Both said they were united over a mutual love of New York City. They did not mention Queens.”
Hahaha
Hahaha
With no context, this could be from almost any member of the Trump admin, albeit it may reference something/someone different depending on the speaker
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
With no context, this could be from almost any member of the Trump admin, albeit it may reference something/someone different depending on the speaker
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
When it’s playtime, by god, IT’S PLAYTIME!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When it’s playtime, by god, IT’S PLAYTIME!
Something stinks of dog, Jim, care to offer up any ideas why that may be?
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Something stinks of dog, Jim, care to offer up any ideas why that may be?
pretty sure the Duchess has become a Swifty in her dog-teen years
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pretty sure the Duchess has become a Swifty in her dog-teen years
We are about a fortnight from Donny Montana sitting at the resolute desk with a platter of coke, aren’t we?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We are about a fortnight from Donny Montana sitting at the resolute desk with a platter of coke, aren’t we?
l have paved the road of my life with regrets, but clicking through Tom Cox’ threads is not one of them
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
l have paved the road of my life with regrets, but clicking through Tom Cox’ threads is not one of them
Dragging ass a bit this afternoon, this calls for some Shonen Knife
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dragging ass a bit this afternoon, this calls for some Shonen Knife
You may be familiar with Neutral Milk Hotel, but have you ever heard Chaotic Milk Hotel?
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You may be familiar with Neutral Milk Hotel, but have you ever heard Chaotic Milk Hotel?
Actual* quote from the memoir
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
Oh, fucking gross.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Actual* quote from the memoir
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
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