Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Consumer of leftovers
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Consumer of leftovers
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Pinned
A mini timeline cleanse.
Ruby, Duchess Wigglebottom of Sassington, assesses the current snowfall and tells the polar vortex to “bring it on”.
Those of us that will be wielding snow shovels are not quite as cavalier about it.
Ruby, Duchess Wigglebottom of Sassington, assesses the current snowfall and tells the polar vortex to “bring it on”.
Those of us that will be wielding snow shovels are not quite as cavalier about it.
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there was once so few mass shootings that the murder of only six people gets to be known forever as the st valentine’s day massacre
now that’s just a saturday
now that’s just a saturday
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
there was once so few mass shootings that the murder of only six people gets to be known forever as the st valentine’s day massacre
now that’s just a saturday
now that’s just a saturday
I’m betting the one in Dennis just off 6 is in the top 5
My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’m betting the one in Dennis just off 6 is in the top 5
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Juno's links are here: linktr.ee/junostump let's help please
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Juno's links are here: linktr.ee/junostump let's help please
In the spirit of the Olympics, and feats of outstanding athleticism, Ruby leaped five feet from her throne to the couch to lay claim to the “dad hammock”.
February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
In the spirit of the Olympics, and feats of outstanding athleticism, Ruby leaped five feet from her throne to the couch to lay claim to the “dad hammock”.
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Don't go forgetting Noem's Homeland Security Blanket.
Coast Guard Pilot Fired For Not Carrying Kristi Noem’s Wooby
Rehired when no one could fly the plane. Plus more DHS dirt!
By @marciej.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/coast-guar...
Rehired when no one could fly the plane. Plus more DHS dirt!
By @marciej.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/coast-guar...
Coast Guard Pilot Fired For Not Carrying Kristi Noem’s Wooby
Rehired when no one could fly the plane. Plus more DHS dirt!
www.wonkette.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Don't go forgetting Noem's Homeland Security Blanket.
Conservatives be like “never again; more like never? Again”
a cartoon of bart simpson sitting in a chair talking to a man
Alt: a cartoon of bart simpson sitting in a chair talking to a man
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February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Conservatives be like “never again; more like never? Again”
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Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.
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I’m close to having everything shut off and eviction is around the corner
I am literally packing my apartment up while working because that’s how likely becoming homeless again feels
Please share my work and send tips
I’m a trans girl and a journalist and all my work is free
I am literally packing my apartment up while working because that’s how likely becoming homeless again feels
Please share my work and send tips
I’m a trans girl and a journalist and all my work is free
Can you please share this? Quote shares too ! I need Carl Jung and the others that don’t know me to help me so i can survive my bills and eat
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I’m close to having everything shut off and eviction is around the corner
I am literally packing my apartment up while working because that’s how likely becoming homeless again feels
Please share my work and send tips
I’m a trans girl and a journalist and all my work is free
I am literally packing my apartment up while working because that’s how likely becoming homeless again feels
Please share my work and send tips
I’m a trans girl and a journalist and all my work is free
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I was so happy to get a picture of this Roadrunner today! It’s a pretty decent photo, considering I shot it from the driver’s side through the passenger window. 😄🪶
#birds #roadrunner
#birds #roadrunner
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I was so happy to get a picture of this Roadrunner today! It’s a pretty decent photo, considering I shot it from the driver’s side through the passenger window. 😄🪶
#birds #roadrunner
#birds #roadrunner
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Alvvays - Plimsoll Punks [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Alvvays
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
What are your biggest “I saw that in first run cinema” flexes?
1. All three original Star Wars
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Mall Rats
1. All three original Star Wars
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Mall Rats
What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes?
1) fire walk with me
2) evil dead 2
3) gremlins 2
1) fire walk with me
2) evil dead 2
3) gremlins 2
What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes?
1) E.T.
2) Spaceballs
3) Jurassic Park
1) E.T.
2) Spaceballs
3) Jurassic Park
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What are your biggest “I saw that in first run cinema” flexes?
1. All three original Star Wars
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Mall Rats
1. All three original Star Wars
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. Mall Rats
The kitchen help is enthusiastic and thorough.
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The kitchen help is enthusiastic and thorough.
Selma and Troy McClure
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Selma and Troy McClure
It’s cold out so Ruby wants to remind you to cover your head.
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
It’s cold out so Ruby wants to remind you to cover your head.
Man, the fox poisoned boomer brains of some of the relatives.
I quote “Thank god Kash Patel is on scene at Nancy Guthrie kidnapping. He will solve it!”
That’s cute, Nana.
Kash can’t even solve the case of “who is that man in the mirror”
I quote “Thank god Kash Patel is on scene at Nancy Guthrie kidnapping. He will solve it!”
That’s cute, Nana.
Kash can’t even solve the case of “who is that man in the mirror”
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Man, the fox poisoned boomer brains of some of the relatives.
I quote “Thank god Kash Patel is on scene at Nancy Guthrie kidnapping. He will solve it!”
That’s cute, Nana.
Kash can’t even solve the case of “who is that man in the mirror”
I quote “Thank god Kash Patel is on scene at Nancy Guthrie kidnapping. He will solve it!”
That’s cute, Nana.
Kash can’t even solve the case of “who is that man in the mirror”
Did anyone really think JD would be able to handle the sheer amount of seasoning inherent to Italian cuisine? Of course he had to bring a cargo load of wonder bread, mayonaisse, kraft Mac & cheese, and chicken nuggets.
If Al Gore had done this as vice president, it would have been a 24/7 scandal on Fox News culminating in impeachment proceedings.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Did anyone really think JD would be able to handle the sheer amount of seasoning inherent to Italian cuisine? Of course he had to bring a cargo load of wonder bread, mayonaisse, kraft Mac & cheese, and chicken nuggets.
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Can you please share this? Quote shares too ! I need Carl Jung and the others that don’t know me to help me so i can survive my bills and eat
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Can you please share this? Quote shares too ! I need Carl Jung and the others that don’t know me to help me so i can survive my bills and eat
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
I’m gonna say the same aggregate number, just a lower mean BAC because they headed home early
Me in Cape Cod trying to figure out if people will drink and drive more after a loss than a win...
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m gonna say the same aggregate number, just a lower mean BAC because they headed home early
Now that the Super Bowl is effectively over, I take solace in the fact that while the Oilers haven’t yet won one, they also haven’t lost a game in almost thirty years.
a white flag with a blue and red oil tower on it
Alt: a white flag with a blue and red oil tower on it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Now that the Super Bowl is effectively over, I take solace in the fact that while the Oilers haven’t yet won one, they also haven’t lost a game in almost thirty years.
The Grammy moment was mic drop
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The Grammy moment was mic drop
Green Day was a good nod to the Bay Area, but I feel like a DK reunion would be perfection.
(That alt text, tho)
(That alt text, tho)
a man wearing headphones is playing drums and making a funny face
Alt: a man wearing headphones is playing drums and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Green Day was a good nod to the Bay Area, but I feel like a DK reunion would be perfection.
(That alt text, tho)
(That alt text, tho)
It blows my mind that I saw a band that has now performed at the Super Bowl as an opening band that I skipped half their set to skate in the parking lot waiting for seaweed and bad religion.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It blows my mind that I saw a band that has now performed at the Super Bowl as an opening band that I skipped half their set to skate in the parking lot waiting for seaweed and bad religion.
What’s the over/under on how long they can make the weekend at Bernie’s last?
I'm calling it now -- during the second song of Bad Bunny's halftime performance, It Will Finally Happen.
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
What’s the over/under on how long they can make the weekend at Bernie’s last?