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got two hands
Pinned
Idk seems okay so far
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December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
500 word essay about breasts and all 500 words is one long motorboat
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Monkey brain just hears project aces put out a trailer that says ace of aces and I want it, that simple
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes twinks
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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have you downloaded the new package? it’s on a PPA. it’s literally on PyPI. it’s on npm with ads. it’s literally streaming on Flathub. it’s a pacman original. it’s on mavencentral. you can go to crates io and get it. Log onto nuget right now. Go to nuget. Dive into nuget. You can nuget it.
technology is approaching the optimum ratio of one entire package manage per package
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Went to the Virgin Islands and everyone knew you
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh steam is giga dyin
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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James Merrill. “No dread. No bitterness. The end beginning. Today’s / Dusk room aglow / For the last time / With candlelight. / Faces love lit, / Gifts underfoot. / Still to be so poised, so / Receptive. Still to recall, to praise.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No war but the top war
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It is crazy how much google cleaned up youtube comments
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Cheating to use two, but the color light one due to me unable to hold still looks like aliens passing judgement on You

Bird photo is just nice
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
rare garf
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm teaching at woke college and when I showed a pic of a white man (for only a second per guidelines) a student stormed out the class in tears
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Think I need a big coat to do big things like fucking cry
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Using how much money in gifts I get as barometer for the economy

Verdict: they have money to burn
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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anna's archive scraped all of spotify, so now we have the coolest graph ever

the most used key is C and the least used one is D# (by a lot !!)
December 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Border security and crime lmao whatever at least his hoovernomics pissed everyone off
New Fox News poll shows Trump's approval on:
Border Security: +2
Crime and public safety: -5
Immigration: -10
Foreign Policy: -15
Economy: -22
Healthcare: -25
Spending: -25
Tariffs: -28
static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/...
static.foxnews.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The warcraft 3 map making community was like this
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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One in eight Americans, or around 30 million people, are taking a GLP-1 drug. Among 50-64 year olds, it's one in five.
www.kff.org/public-opini...
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM