paradise and cola
@paradise-and-cola.bsky.social
pax/pau/pac/any third letter is fine
transphobes and warmongers will be blocked on sight
eng/ru but i read blogs in other languages as well
transphobes and warmongers will be blocked on sight
eng/ru but i read blogs in other languages as well
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Чувак прошел Новый год на платину
МОЛНИЯ УВАГА СРОЧНО СРОЧНО В НОМЕР
Я РОДИЛ НОВОГОДНИЙ ЛАЙФХАК:
Вместо упаковочной ленты подарки можно перевязывать цветной зеленой там или красной изолентой, она выглядит точно так же, но на два порядка меньше возни
Я РОДИЛ НОВОГОДНИЙ ЛАЙФХАК:
Вместо упаковочной ленты подарки можно перевязывать цветной зеленой там или красной изолентой, она выглядит точно так же, но на два порядка меньше возни
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Чувак прошел Новый год на платину
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"The Human's world ends soon," said the cat.
"Again?" said the dog.
"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."
The dog whined.
"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.
"Please."
The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#CrossRepost
"Again?" said the dog.
"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."
The dog whined.
"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.
"Please."
The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#CrossRepost
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"The Human's world ends soon," said the cat.
"Again?" said the dog.
"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."
The dog whined.
"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.
"Please."
The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#CrossRepost
"Again?" said the dog.
"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."
The dog whined.
"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.
"Please."
The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#CrossRepost
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An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
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when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 AM
when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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imho, "data colonialism" is ultimately a much stronger conceptual framework than "surveillance capitalism" for understanding contemporary tech, and it truly is a shame it's gotten only a fraction of the public attention
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
imho, "data colonialism" is ultimately a much stronger conceptual framework than "surveillance capitalism" for understanding contemporary tech, and it truly is a shame it's gotten only a fraction of the public attention
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here are Ranganathan’s 5 Laws of Library Science.
1. Books are for use.
2. Every reader their book.
3. Every book its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism.
they can be read as a directive for technical efficiency. i read them as an ethical commitment. 📚
1. Books are for use.
2. Every reader their book.
3. Every book its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism.
they can be read as a directive for technical efficiency. i read them as an ethical commitment. 📚
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
here are Ranganathan’s 5 Laws of Library Science.
1. Books are for use.
2. Every reader their book.
3. Every book its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism.
they can be read as a directive for technical efficiency. i read them as an ethical commitment. 📚
1. Books are for use.
2. Every reader their book.
3. Every book its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism.
they can be read as a directive for technical efficiency. i read them as an ethical commitment. 📚
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People who want to make the web accessible need to understand the many different ways that people with disabilities use the web. This W3C resource offers a good introduction to how disabled people navigate the web, and barriers they commonly encounter.
www.w3.org/WAI/people-u...
www.w3.org/WAI/people-u...
How People with Disabilities Use the Web
Introduces how people with disabilities, including people with age-related impairments, use the Web.
www.w3.org
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
People who want to make the web accessible need to understand the many different ways that people with disabilities use the web. This W3C resource offers a good introduction to how disabled people navigate the web, and barriers they commonly encounter.
www.w3.org/WAI/people-u...
www.w3.org/WAI/people-u...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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#oldinternet hey. old website domains are being bought and zombified. btw
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
#oldinternet hey. old website domains are being bought and zombified. btw
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We have discovered a planet. It is a land beyond suffering or torment-- but with birds. Clouds made of helium drift through the skies. I want to find joy there.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We have discovered a planet. It is a land beyond suffering or torment-- but with birds. Clouds made of helium drift through the skies. I want to find joy there.
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Also because people contributing to Krita are crazy. Yeah here are the realistic knife paint brushes. For free
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Also because people contributing to Krita are crazy. Yeah here are the realistic knife paint brushes. For free
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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default ms paint colors
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
default ms paint colors
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
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Tender. oil on wood, 11x14 inches. up for sale and offers on my site.
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tender. oil on wood, 11x14 inches. up for sale and offers on my site.
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i don't wanna say that artists are courageous for being able to post their cringe online and leave it up to be immortalized but also. kinda goes hard. ppl delete their exes from existence after a break up, most of us still have our hetalia fanart floating around
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i don't wanna say that artists are courageous for being able to post their cringe online and leave it up to be immortalized but also. kinda goes hard. ppl delete their exes from existence after a break up, most of us still have our hetalia fanart floating around
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If you pass Humanity's Earth,
Land, buy some local delicacies:
Chocolate, coffee, tea, liquorice.
There are more; ask a Human.
Keep them, until you need
To befriend a Human
Wandering the galaxy
Far from home.
The rumours about Humans are true,
For good or ill
A gift can be invaluable
#poem
Land, buy some local delicacies:
Chocolate, coffee, tea, liquorice.
There are more; ask a Human.
Keep them, until you need
To befriend a Human
Wandering the galaxy
Far from home.
The rumours about Humans are true,
For good or ill
A gift can be invaluable
#poem
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If you pass Humanity's Earth,
Land, buy some local delicacies:
Chocolate, coffee, tea, liquorice.
There are more; ask a Human.
Keep them, until you need
To befriend a Human
Wandering the galaxy
Far from home.
The rumours about Humans are true,
For good or ill
A gift can be invaluable
#poem
Land, buy some local delicacies:
Chocolate, coffee, tea, liquorice.
There are more; ask a Human.
Keep them, until you need
To befriend a Human
Wandering the galaxy
Far from home.
The rumours about Humans are true,
For good or ill
A gift can be invaluable
#poem
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getting top surgery next year
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
getting top surgery next year
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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the publication of posthumous work without the expressed & explicit consent of the author is wrong, and many great works of literature are none of our business; the "well, we don't really know what they wanted" gymnastics people do in order to publish work authors sought to destroy is also wrong.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the publication of posthumous work without the expressed & explicit consent of the author is wrong, and many great works of literature are none of our business; the "well, we don't really know what they wanted" gymnastics people do in order to publish work authors sought to destroy is also wrong.
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yorkshire doing astral projection
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
yorkshire doing astral projection
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Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
October 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”