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There was an older 80+ couple at Costco pushing empty shopping carts side-by-side so that isles were impassable around them. After I checked out and was walking out they were also walking out, shopping carts still empty. They had wasted enough man-hours today, tomorrow is another day.
August 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Ok friends. #TeamPygmy will be in tomorrow's #BestSquid match and I need to tell you why pygmy squid are THE BEST. Specifically, this little sweetheart, Kodama jujutsu (photo credit Brandon Hannan)
#Squidtember 🦑🧪 (1/n)
September 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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“I’m not systemically racist, I’m a new racist” - this lady, a judge, on record
‘I’m a new racist’: Michigan judge suspended after insulting gay and Black people on recordings
Court worker secretly recorded calls in which Kathleen Ryan made homophobic slur and called Black people lazy
www.theguardian.com
September 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
@matt-levine.bsky.social is this insider trading if the info comes out on a Saturday and no one can act on it?

old.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...
Boeing is crashing in 3 hours
BA is going to tank at 1 PM when NASA announces that the Starliner is too unsafe to send home with astronauts on board and the are catching a ride...
old.reddit.com
August 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Oprah will tell us what to do!
August 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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it’s food! so much of it is food (and drinks if you do that), it is simply very expensive to feed a lot of people nice food at a big wedding

the one other thing that we really splurged on that we have no regrets about is a great photographer, our wedding photos are still a joy to look back at
August 17, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Remember the last time we had a pandemic and one political party sided with the virus?
She's right that the global north should be helping out Congo as much as we can but it is *wildly* premature to imply that America could be facing an outbreak of a more infectious, deadlier form of the virus.
www.nytimes.com/live/2024/08...
August 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Trump has definitely noticed this one
New Shepard Fairey
August 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I've been observing, and JD Vance has the skull topology of an inveterate criminal.
August 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
No way he'd remember any of the pre/post inflation prices and would end up saying something stupid like a banana costs $10
just an enormous fuck you to his die hard true believer handlers who stayed up all night writing a script about the cost of maxwell house and begged him to stick to the bullet points
August 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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As a proud Gen Xer:

That's the way (uh huh, uh huh),
I like it (uh huh, uh huh).
August 1, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Live Video: White Dudes for Harris - Little Green Footballs

Live Video: White Dudes for Harris
I've been a white dude for most of my life, so I would be remiss if I didn't not post the live video of this historic Zoom call, where they've already raised more than $1.6 million! Were coming together ...
littlegreenfootballs.com
July 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM