David Johnson
@pastordave18.bsky.social
Former Broadcaster, and Building Mover. Definitely not a real Pastor.
Husband, Father, and not as funny as I think I am
Husband, Father, and not as funny as I think I am
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Don't cry for the people who would cheer if it happened to you instead.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Don't cry for the people who would cheer if it happened to you instead.
Congratulations to Bread and Circus on their engagement. The ultimate power couple.
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Congratulations to Bread and Circus on their engagement. The ultimate power couple.
Oilers fans furiously googling "Calvin Pickard return projection"
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oilers fans furiously googling "Calvin Pickard return projection"
I have some thoughts and facts that I posted on the evil social media not owned by a Nazi. I'll save you from having to go over there.
April 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have some thoughts and facts that I posted on the evil social media not owned by a Nazi. I'll save you from having to go over there.
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Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
I'm at my nieces cheer competition and I must say, whoever makes the makeup shotgun is making a fortune off these girls and competitions.
March 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm at my nieces cheer competition and I must say, whoever makes the makeup shotgun is making a fortune off these girls and competitions.
I don't think the comparisons of Trump to Hitler are fair when it's becoming clear Trump is just Neville Chamberlain
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't think the comparisons of Trump to Hitler are fair when it's becoming clear Trump is just Neville Chamberlain
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Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast for $15 million for reporting the NRA fired him for being "unfit for his duties" and not only did he lose but he was found liable for the Beast legal fees and had to pay THEM $40,000
Trump just named Right wing podcaster Dan Bongingo Deputy Director of the FBI
February 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast for $15 million for reporting the NRA fired him for being "unfit for his duties" and not only did he lose but he was found liable for the Beast legal fees and had to pay THEM $40,000
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
Colour me shocked the the openly pro Putin politician is saying and doing things that raise tensions among NATO countries.
January 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Colour me shocked the the openly pro Putin politician is saying and doing things that raise tensions among NATO countries.
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i think the joke is
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
Netflix couldn't get Michael Buffer to intro the fight but they are getting a buffer for the fight.
November 16, 2024 at 5:10 AM
i think the joke is
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
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genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM
genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
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I know nothing about Boxing, but it doesn't seem shocking that the boxer who didn't get her face split open won.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I know nothing about Boxing, but it doesn't seem shocking that the boxer who didn't get her face split open won.
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
PSA: If you are a "Husky" man and have facial hair, do not under any circumstance shave it. On an unrelated note, I will be avoiding all pictures for at least a month.
August 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
PSA: If you are a "Husky" man and have facial hair, do not under any circumstance shave it. On an unrelated note, I will be avoiding all pictures for at least a month.
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You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.
June 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.
Does anyone else sometimes find themselves remembering just how goddam great George Jones was?
Bartender's Blues
George Jones · Song · 1978
open.spotify.com
May 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Does anyone else sometimes find themselves remembering just how goddam great George Jones was?
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A top European auto safety body is releasing new rules that will require physical buttons and knobs for key vehicle features to receive a full five-star safety rating. I’d like to see the same in North America.
Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe
Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.
www.theverge.com
March 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
A top European auto safety body is releasing new rules that will require physical buttons and knobs for key vehicle features to receive a full five-star safety rating. I’d like to see the same in North America.
I would like to thank @greatesttrek.bsky.social for the phrase "Put $5 in the ball kicking machine" every person I have ever said it to has laughed and added it to their repertoire.
November 16, 2023 at 11:51 PM
I would like to thank @greatesttrek.bsky.social for the phrase "Put $5 in the ball kicking machine" every person I have ever said it to has laughed and added it to their repertoire.
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I agree with what @jbouie.bsky.social said yesterday: If you decide not to release something and you take a tax write-off, it should pass into the public domain, since effectively the public has now subsidized it and you are claiming you can’t make money from it anyway.
November 10, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I agree with what @jbouie.bsky.social said yesterday: If you decide not to release something and you take a tax write-off, it should pass into the public domain, since effectively the public has now subsidized it and you are claiming you can’t make money from it anyway.