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Patrick Langton
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ooccouchgags.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
The guy cutting chives everyday on Reddit is the best thing to happen all year
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
Go birds
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
I’ll always find it funny that the first antagonist in Pokémon is just a child named Gary
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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ryangilbert.bsky.social
Just for the record: fuck Carter Hart and the Vegas Golden Knights.
October 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social
Yo, the Flyers!
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social
Hockey is back. Let’s get really angry and a bunch of Canadians for 6 straight months
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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dumplingmenace.bsky.social
GO BIRDS FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE
September 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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nflscorigami.bsky.social
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
Welcome to Philly, Connor McDavid
June 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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piccone.bsky.social
very nasty
February 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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rincewind.run
new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
My Signal is langtonpat69420 just saying
March 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
patlangton.bsky.social
BG got me crying in the club dawg
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
Happy me day
March 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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lorcanhedgehog.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
patlangton.bsky.social
I’m going to follow the wise words of our Lord and Savior Jalyx Hunt and start calling all of my superiors “Big Pimpin’”
February 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
patlangton.bsky.social
True sicko behavior
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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thebennatan.bsky.social
There’s a direct correlation between Elon Musk’s antisemitism and the fact that he’s not funny.
January 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM