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Senior Engineering Director. Sometimes I talk about making software for government. Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · Apr 25

www.3federalway.com is officially live!

Go and make all the Jaden Happy memes your heart desires and post them

(if you can't see this address yet, its still promulgating through the internet so you can use this in the mean time federal-way-g5gbh.ondigitalocean.app )

www.3federalway.com

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 4h

ou trivia team lost tonight to Team Tylenol and I really don’t think it’s fair that people are using performance enhancing drugs for a casual little pub trivia.

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 4h

Lock it up, charlatan

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Amy P. @amyephillips.bsky.social · 8h

If you type all the things you want into any word processing document, the software will even number them for you, so they’re easy to keep track of. Then you can cross them off as your opponents capitulate on each one, which is very satisfying.

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 7h

At least Franklin knows how to take an L

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 7h

Lol, look at those big ass babies

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 8h

Ah crap. Gophers play at 630 again this weekend?

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 9h

Boom pop updating their website right now

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 9h

I would really like that just to see if Joe goes full dark Brandon or not

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 9h

Corporate retreat but dumber

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 9h

a man says " this is the juice " in front of a black microphone

ALT: a man says " this is the juice " in front of a black microphone

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 9h

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 10h

What www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

POLITICO
"They killed Charlie Kirk — the least that we can do is go through a legal process and redistrict Indiana into a nine to zero map," Sen. Jim Banks, the Republican of Indiana, told POLITICO last month.

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 10h

From the Beltway press: And this is why it's bad for Biden and the Democrats.

Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10h

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 9h

These thirty seconds show a scandal of unbelievable proportion and it might as well never have happened. Just sucked into the vacuum of history immediately. I can't dwell on it or I'll go crazy.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 12h

bad teams

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 9h

I honestly hoped for the #1 team here but goddamn if this list wasn't perfect

Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 12h

bad teams

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Constant Scream @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 11h

It's interesting seeing the different ways resistance has formed in different cities. Los Angeles Organized, Chicago Radicalized, and Portland Got Weird as Fuck. All 3 have had success unifying their respective cities.

I guess my point is there are multiple paths to ungovernability.

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 9h

Hulu turn those cameras back on

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 10h

That's a lot of words to not say "I'm going to stop calling plays in shotgun formations"

Ryan Burns @ryanburnsmn.bsky.social · 10h

The short-yardage woes for the #Gophers offense have been noted, and their offensive coordinator knows that.

Harbaugh details how he's working on fixing it, plus some insight on the OL changes.

"I gotta be better, and it will be better."

247sports.com/college/minn...

Minnesota OC Greg Harbaugh is working on fixes for the short-yardage problem

Minnesota offensive coordinator Greg Harbaugh is working on fixes for the short-yardage problem

247sports.com

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 11h

Also I realize it's completely fucking ridiculous to even suggest, but a reporter *could* write it up into a *story* that the president keeps making totally insane false accusations of paid protesters, and these are at least in part informing his illegal military deployments to US cities

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 11h

Ultra processed isn't even a real thing, how many processes is ultra?

Wheat processed to flour processed to cake processed into a shake shack shake is 3 processes. Is that ultra processed even if the cake is 100% organic or without "chemicals" or whatever?

Michael Grunwald @mikegrunwald.bsky.social · 11h

This article is dumb. Food has a big environmental impact whether it’s ultra-processed or not. Agriculture has a big environmental impact whether it’s industrial or not. What matters most is what you eat and how efficiently it’s grown. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The hidden cost of ultra-processed foods on the environment: ‘The whole industry should pay’

Industrially made foods involve several ingredients and processes to put together, making it difficult to examine their true cost

www.theguardian.com

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 13h

Stone Cold Stunner of insults

I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 13h

His face man, wooooo

TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 14h

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 14h

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 13h

I just need to know if they think it's the health care piece or the taking a stand piece here to be sure we're not learning the wrong lesson from polls again

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 15h

Tina Smith says Democrats are digging in: “If anything, we’re feeling more strong.”

“I think we've tapped into something that's really important to Americans.”