PAUL•E 👽🛸
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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
(God-Futurama)
Gen-X, PS5, Go Lions!!!
(God-Futurama)
Gen-X, PS5, Go Lions!!!
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"After much thought, contemplation, and encouragement from neighborhood dogs, I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the Senate seat in Florida to concentrate on my howling." - Lara Lea Trump
December 22, 2024 at 3:04 AM
"After much thought, contemplation, and encouragement from neighborhood dogs, I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the Senate seat in Florida to concentrate on my howling." - Lara Lea Trump
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Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
It came out at 7 in the morning, and it stayed there all day...🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞
Video Appears To Show Strange 'Golden Orb' Over New Jersey
The footage is the latest in a series of reported UAP sightings in the Garden State.
#uap #newjersey #goldenorb #ufosightings #paranormal
The footage is the latest in a series of reported UAP sightings in the Garden State.
#uap #newjersey #goldenorb #ufosightings #paranormal
Video Appears To Show Strange 'Golden Orb' Over New Jersey
www.newsweek.com
December 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
It came out at 7 in the morning, and it stayed there all day...🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞
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Speaking about things dropping the size of cars... 💩
December 19, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Speaking about things dropping the size of cars... 💩
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Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
It’s also their biggest import
December 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
It’s also their biggest import
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Buying a dimebag from the mall santa while he eats his panda express
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Buying a dimebag from the mall santa while he eats his panda express
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FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈
December 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
FoIIow (us) 👇 for more! @beautifullocity.bsky.social 👈
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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I really love this place but navigating notifications is dreadful.
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 AM
I really love this place but navigating notifications is dreadful.
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FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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December 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
FEMA Administrator Resigns After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
December 18, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow we die. If we're lucky.
December 13, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow we die. If we're lucky.
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Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
December 17, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Why did everybody in the Star Wars galaxy refer to Darth Vader as Lord Vader?
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
They started laughing whenever they called him Master Vader!
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What if I'm happy to see you AND have a banana in my pocket?
December 18, 2024 at 12:23 AM
What if I'm happy to see you AND have a banana in my pocket?
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Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
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December 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Embarrassed David Attenborough Realizes He Spent 10 Minutes Describing Stillness Of Duck Decoy
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The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
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imagining shitty puppets crossing the muppet strike picket line, oscar just pelting them with trash
December 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
imagining shitty puppets crossing the muppet strike picket line, oscar just pelting them with trash
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