Peanut
@peanutarty.bsky.social
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Modern technology is awful.
March 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Modern technology is awful.
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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guys please help my phone is on fire and I don’t know what to do
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 AM
guys please help my phone is on fire and I don’t know what to do
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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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Kendrick saying “if this world were mine I’d take your enemies in front of God” is my idea of romance.
December 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Kendrick saying “if this world were mine I’d take your enemies in front of God” is my idea of romance.
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there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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DJ Khaled refuses to eat pussy but he’ll fuck up a McRib.
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
DJ Khaled refuses to eat pussy but he’ll fuck up a McRib.
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This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
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i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
i can't wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM
BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
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My friends group
November 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
My friends group
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asking my cat to behave bc it’s my birthday. negotiations have broken down
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
asking my cat to behave bc it’s my birthday. negotiations have broken down
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ran out of wet food for the cat and she’s yelling at me like she wants a divorce
November 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
ran out of wet food for the cat and she’s yelling at me like she wants a divorce
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look bro it's not gay, i just wanna sleep nestled into your arm because it allows me to angle my head at the perfect 37 degree angle that relieves my nasal congestion
is getting good sleep gay now
is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours
is getting good sleep gay now
is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours
November 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
look bro it's not gay, i just wanna sleep nestled into your arm because it allows me to angle my head at the perfect 37 degree angle that relieves my nasal congestion
is getting good sleep gay now
is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours
is getting good sleep gay now
is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours