It was a closed-casket funeral because nobody’s kids showed up to help them open it.

I wish this app was good tbh

funniest shit I ever read

you don’t have shooters! you have a mortgage!

I don't think Bluesky will ever really do the Twitter thing justice as no DM's and no media tab means it will never fill the "is also a dating app" niche people loved

Need some head and #ablunt rn

how much a dogecoin really cost
the question is detrimental paralyzing my thoughts

Wait this app doesn't even have DM's what the fuck

Viral Bluesky “Post” : This summer i need all men wearing either short shorts or grey sweatpants. Idc.

Me (never seen a computer before): God damn this book bright as hell

If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂

Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer

I am going to fuck the shit out of Jack Dorsey #Woah

glad to be back under the reign of jack

the clearest evidence that america is a manifestation of god’s will is that the fourth of july always occurs on july 4th. every. single. time. at which point does something cease to be a coincidence and start to become a miracle

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.