I do 👉NOT👈 recommend clicking through to see the details of the torture. The only pertinent information to know from the article is that it was the fraternity's *pet* cat, and all of their records were cleared after 200 hours of community service.

Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here

McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…

crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"

There's a bit of a trend where small titty = sporty, big titty = sexy. There's a small titty revolution right now, which is great, but let's also open the door to big titty athletic badasses. Big/small on LC doesn't matter to me as much as giving her a sports bra but the gooners ain't ready for that

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

"Winning boxing matches is gay." - Andrew Tate, probably

Calling it now: They're going to have a skinny twink version of Gaston in the first part of the movie and all of Tumblr is going to lose their shit

I, for one, cannot wait to get absolutely sloppy drunk and pirate this movie

The audience inside the theater looked from pig to tumblr sexyman, and from sexyman to pig, and from pig to sexyman again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

The trailer for the new Animal Farm movie is an abomination, but I do see great posting potential for this image

My holiday tradition is signing up for all the different corporations pushing rewards programs and membership signups then collecting $12 class action checks in five years when they have a security breach and leak my personal information. Gotta play the long game if you wanna cash out hahaa idiots

The new promo photo of Jumanji 3 looks like every character select screen. Three men with varied body types dressed for adventure, one classically hot woman with titty straps. I thought we were past this give Karen Gillian a jacket please

Checkmate, conservatives: If socialism is so unpopular then why do we all love Joyce Carol Oates publicly owning Elon Musk

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Really, happy with Taylor Swift's new album "Release The Epstein Files".

Hello, #portfolioday! I’ve drawn something with the same five words on it five days a week for 75 days and counting. Sounds like the kind of weirdo you’d want to hire for something, right? Right?

Watching the delicate unspoken language of tie fashion evolving in the Trump era is fascinating. Trump, by all counts, has the worst fucking ties in the room. I don't care if he says they're made out of silk. Images following from the Police Roundtable about two hours ago.🧵