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Do no harm, but take no shit.
- Margo Price
Fix your hearts or die!
- David Lynch
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
- Meatloaf
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Are you not going to say which 2 TEs haven’t scored more than Pitts 45.5 and 1 TE lie!!??
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Men will do things like announce “the most popular pie in the country is bad and it’s not debatable” and still be allowed to have jobs and drive cars.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I could eat lumpia forever.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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There's a guy toasting an English muffin screaming to all who will listen that Eagles fans have taken over the Hampton Inn and Suites DFW Airport South.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Went to a movie at 9:00am today and I was the only one in the theater. It was glorious.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
@aaronmeyers.bsky.social - This is the only Blue Jays bobble head I have, but had to get it out for tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Blood and piss all over. I could not hold it in.”

- overheard at My Bothers Bar
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I guarantee that Betty lost her virginity to Reggie.
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Sora 2’s response to “South Park’s Cartman doing the “you can’t handle the truth” monologue from A Few Good Men.”
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Going to SF for some time off and then some work. Going to hit 3 spots that Bourdain loved when there.
September 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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On Paul Thomas Anderson's phenomenal ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, for @the-ringer.bsky.social www.theringer.com/2025/09/24/m...
‘One Battle After Another’ Is Paul Thomas Anderson at His Best
A director who never misses is back with his most urgent film to date, about the messed up world we’re passing on to our children
www.theringer.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show last week.
www.amny.com/news/mamdani...
EXCLUSIVE | Mamdani to pull planned ABC town hall event after network suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show | amNewYork
Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani will announce Monday that he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of
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September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Tracking which NFL teams run the 'Tush Push' after voting to ban it: Week 3 🍑🫷
www.phillyvoice.com/tush-push-tr...
Tracking which NFL teams run the 'Tush Push' after voting to ban it
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. A look at all the teams attempting the 'tush push' style QB sneak each and every week.
www.phillyvoice.com
September 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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“what the hell is a yojimbo”
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Brian Daboll now ranks 186th out of 204 NFL head coaches (minimum 50 games) in career winning percentage.

The Giants brought back 10 of 11 starters on offense, the same HC, and the same GM from last year's 3-14 team.

They've now lost 17 of their last 20 games.
September 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48.

Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.
September 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM