Petes Sake
@petessake.bsky.social
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I'm the guy who sucks. Plus I got depression. He/him.
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petessake.bsky.social
Me when you honestly think that I could be defeated by such weak gas.
Robot Detective K is a silver robot with big yellow eyes and red go-faster stripes. He is wearing a sharp red blazer, collared shirt and black cravat. He wears a yellow kangol hat, and is holding aloft his yellow-gloved fist. Closed caption reads
Did you honestly think that I could be defeated by such weak gas?!
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frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social
Haha oh boy wouldn't it be a thing if the government had mortgaged the whole economic fortunes of the country on these obviously overinflated penny stocks
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tobyontv.bsky.social
if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees
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agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
Counterpoint destroying Britain in its current state is good actually
zackpolanski.bsky.social
My secret evil plot to ‘destroy Britain’ has been unveiled by (checks notes) the same paper that endorsed Liz Truss.

If I don’t know better I’d say we’ve got them entirely rattled.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
Greens who want to save the world by destroying Britain.
petessake.bsky.social
With respect Billy, this sounds like, at best, you've been fighting a losing battle for 40 years, and at worse that you've put your attachment to this symbol above the concerns and indeed hurt it's caused comrades. Please think about that.
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tomslatter.bsky.social
Minute Song 4 - Growl and Snarl. I've been enjoying writing these very short songs, so here's number 4. Includes me trying to play guitar with a violin now.
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augustjpollak.bsky.social
It's actually really impressive how much of where we got to right now stems from the top legal and political scholars in our media just declaring "well if that's true then the left is right, and we know they're not, so that isn't true" for like, thirty years
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gordbrush.bsky.social
counterpoint: shove the flag up your arse
billybragg.bsky.social
Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
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belalugosisdad.bsky.social
"It's our flag too". I don't fucking want it. Fuck off.
billybragg.bsky.social
Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧
petessake.bsky.social
This is incredible posting, just fully pulling your pants down to the floor to take a shit standing up. I am awestruck.
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beansinyourbum.bsky.social
Tom Nook you fucking ugly ferret looking fucker I'm coming for you
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gordbrush.bsky.social
she is so good at this and I wish every stupid boring prick who wanked on about this being some publicity stunt for her a very fall down a well
dropsitenews.com
Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...
petessake.bsky.social
This is still the funniest flippin thing and I think about it all the time
tomwalker.bsky.social
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
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runningdog.bsky.social
“My government has a relentless focus on looking after British citizens. Unless you’re kidnapped at sea, in which case good fucking luck I guess LOL”
adambienkov.bsky.social
Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”
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gordbrush.bsky.social
I hate AI fans so much, you guys just fucking suck
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gregk.co.uk
I would simply remind the three-year-old that the correct question is whether today might be the last day of past and future, an annihilation of both, in order that the present, thrown between the two and thus deferred into eternity and eternally deferred, might at long last commence.
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
this morning I was awoken at 5:45 by a three year old who wanted to know “if today is the last day of the future”
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agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
The cops couldn’t foil an actual terrorist act, but can do stuff like this
spiritof44.bsky.social
A BLIND ELDERLY man using a mobility cane is ARRESTED for holding a sign which read "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"

#PalestineAction #GazaGenocide
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jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good

Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good

Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
petessake.bsky.social
lol
lmao
chadbourn.bsky.social
Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.
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ewacat.bsky.social
Oh my god feels like the past 30 years has been training us for this
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criminalerin.bsky.social
DARPA employee: oh hey u guys aren't supposed to be down here

Modern communist: Pope's communist

DARPA employee: What?

Modern communist: *turning the dial to January 1848 and getting in the time-machine* Pope's communist
paleofuture.bsky.social
Far-right Catholics freaking out about the Pope doing normal Pope things will always be entertaining.

The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
Matt Walsh: Horrific. The whole thing. Pope Leo blesses a block of ice and then stands there while these communist freaks do some kind of weird pagan Earth worshipping hippy ritual. The leader of the Catholic Church shouldn’t be anywhere near this nonsense. What the hell are we doing here

@CatholicSat: The Blessing of the Waters by Pope Leo XIV, at today’s ‘Raising Hope for Climate Justice’ International Conference at Castel Gandolfo.