Peyton
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lisa Rothstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/QAnwGsj
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lisa Rothstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/QAnwGsj
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Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
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Don't you want to key a Tesla
January 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Don't you want to key a Tesla
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DEI ( diversity, equity and inclusion) applies to women and people w disabilities too
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
DEI ( diversity, equity and inclusion) applies to women and people w disabilities too
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Terrifying fleshlight.
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Terrifying fleshlight.
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Giving the most humorless, selfish douchebags in the world all the money is not working out very well.
January 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Giving the most humorless, selfish douchebags in the world all the money is not working out very well.
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Cutting elbow holes in all my sweatshirts, like the little slut I am.
January 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cutting elbow holes in all my sweatshirts, like the little slut I am.
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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
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The idea of men looking at me and thinking I’m straight makes me feel sick to my stomach
December 8, 2024 at 7:47 AM
The idea of men looking at me and thinking I’m straight makes me feel sick to my stomach
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A lot of people ask how they can accommodate my disabilities. One way you can accommodate a whole bunch of people all at once is wearing a mask.
December 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
A lot of people ask how they can accommodate my disabilities. One way you can accommodate a whole bunch of people all at once is wearing a mask.
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Color season analysis experts should accept feet pics as payment.
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Color season analysis experts should accept feet pics as payment.
Come and see my schools production of CLUE!
It is this Thurs, January 16, Fri 17, and Sat 18 @ 6:30.
I am only backstage crew but we have 13 A+ actors and 2 student directors whose night would be made by your presence!
The address is: Denver Christian, 3898 S Teller St, Lakewood, CO 80235, US.
It is this Thurs, January 16, Fri 17, and Sat 18 @ 6:30.
I am only backstage crew but we have 13 A+ actors and 2 student directors whose night would be made by your presence!
The address is: Denver Christian, 3898 S Teller St, Lakewood, CO 80235, US.
January 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Come and see my schools production of CLUE!
It is this Thurs, January 16, Fri 17, and Sat 18 @ 6:30.
I am only backstage crew but we have 13 A+ actors and 2 student directors whose night would be made by your presence!
The address is: Denver Christian, 3898 S Teller St, Lakewood, CO 80235, US.
It is this Thurs, January 16, Fri 17, and Sat 18 @ 6:30.
I am only backstage crew but we have 13 A+ actors and 2 student directors whose night would be made by your presence!
The address is: Denver Christian, 3898 S Teller St, Lakewood, CO 80235, US.
Jeff. Jeff the Land Shark. I need him. HE NEEDS BELLY RUBS.
December 28, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Jeff. Jeff the Land Shark. I need him. HE NEEDS BELLY RUBS.
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Blocking me bc I didn't respond to your creepy dms validates my original vibes from you and for that I say thaaaaaaaanks.
December 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Blocking me bc I didn't respond to your creepy dms validates my original vibes from you and for that I say thaaaaaaaanks.
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Just trying to be that pill, stuck in his throat.
December 27, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Just trying to be that pill, stuck in his throat.
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the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
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I refuse to believe with all the technological advancements taking place that there are ZERO breakfast dips! The fuck?!?
December 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I refuse to believe with all the technological advancements taking place that there are ZERO breakfast dips! The fuck?!?
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Wait until the kids learn that Nosferatu is a remake of a famous knockoff
It’s like if The Monkees actually became The Beatles
It’s like if The Monkees actually became The Beatles
December 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Wait until the kids learn that Nosferatu is a remake of a famous knockoff
It’s like if The Monkees actually became The Beatles
It’s like if The Monkees actually became The Beatles
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Music just makes shit better.
December 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Music just makes shit better.
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December 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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