Christmas morning cinnamon rolls!

Honestly, they turned out a little doughy, but otherwise good.

Telling me I added too much garlic in anything I cook is one way to get me to never make anything for you ever again.

Hi we’re all being emotionally manipulated & outrage harvested by the media that perpetuates a good vs evil narrative so we can continue to squeeze into a binary society that doesn’t exist & if we stop falling for the sensationalist fairytale that we have to ‘pick a side’ we’d be united & free

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

Bryce National Park a couple years ago. This place is overshadowed by Zion and severely underrated.

I'm enjoying my personal relationship with reality by staying in bed on Sunday morning instead of going to church.

I’m at a wedding and I think that every wedding DJ should try to sneak the Ghostbusters theme in at least once.