Pezzuzu
@pezzuzu.bsky.social
“Be excellent to each other.”
Substack where I write about things I like, mostly movie related: https://substack.com/@markpezzula
Substack where I write about things I like, mostly movie related: https://substack.com/@markpezzula
Only the most subhuman scum would defend the actions of this jack booted thug.
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Only the most subhuman scum would defend the actions of this jack booted thug.
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Hear that America? Lick the boot or die.
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Hear that America? Lick the boot or die.
I’m totally fucking fine with blue stars seceding. Let’s do it. These motherfuckers wanna pit red vs blue, fine. Let’s see how long red states last without the money from states that actually care about ALL Americans. Fuck these fascists.
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’m totally fucking fine with blue stars seceding. Let’s do it. These motherfuckers wanna pit red vs blue, fine. Let’s see how long red states last without the money from states that actually care about ALL Americans. Fuck these fascists.
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So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
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Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Andor 2x09
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026
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can he just die already
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
can he just die already
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
Ohhhhhhh 2026. You’re gonna be WILD(ly infuriating).
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Ohhhhhhh 2026. You’re gonna be WILD(ly infuriating).
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This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
I’m actually all for concentration camps now. For ICE agents.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m actually all for concentration camps now. For ICE agents.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
Oh good when do I get my check from the pharmaceutical companies paying me to use their drugs
Trump: "We're bringing down drug prices at a level that has never been thought of -- think of it, by 1,000% ... 1,400% in some cases"
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh good when do I get my check from the pharmaceutical companies paying me to use their drugs
There it is. Right out in the open. Full on white supremacist authoritarianism. Been here awhile, but we got the most powerful people verifying it.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
There it is. Right out in the open. Full on white supremacist authoritarianism. Been here awhile, but we got the most powerful people verifying it.
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Holy shit.
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Holy shit.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
I’m either going to take up clay pottery making or…make love to Patrick Swayze?
I’m either going to take up clay pottery making or…make love to Patrick Swayze?
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
I’m either going to take up clay pottery making or…make love to Patrick Swayze?
I’m either going to take up clay pottery making or…make love to Patrick Swayze?
And, as always, nothing will happen.
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
And, as always, nothing will happen.
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This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
The admin is wasting no crisis... Sec. Kristi Noem said she is suspending the diversity visa lottery program (DV-1) after the Brown University suspect entered the U.S. through it in 2017.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is precisely how fascism works, by grabbing at and taking away a little more freedom whenever events lend themselves to it. Bit by bit you lose your rights, until you turn around and realize the road you're on has been long, and democracy is well behind you over the horizon.
These fuckers want to train you to smile and say “thank you sir can I have another” while they spank your bare butt balls and back with a spiked paddle.
Duffy: "Oftentimes we get weather that happens this time of year, so there gets to be some disruption. I just hope people pack their best attitudes and best spirits as they go to the airport."
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
These fuckers want to train you to smile and say “thank you sir can I have another” while they spank your bare butt balls and back with a spiked paddle.
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Why do these articles never ask the basic question of "does the president have the power to do that?" because the answer is obviously and clearly no.
Exclusive: In his address to the nation tonight, Donald Trump is considering announcing onetime bonus checks of $1,776 for many military members, Ashley Parker and Nancy A. Youssef report.
$1,776 Checks for the Military
The president is considering bonuses for many service members.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Why do these articles never ask the basic question of "does the president have the power to do that?" because the answer is obviously and clearly no.
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The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
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Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
There is a scene in Wake Up Dead Man that *almost* turned me into a believer again. More than one scene, actually. If only more churches had a Father Jud.
December 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There is a scene in Wake Up Dead Man that *almost* turned me into a believer again. More than one scene, actually. If only more churches had a Father Jud.
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I don’t want to see “experts say Trump can’t pardon a state conviction.”
That’s like “experts say sun rises in east, and some scientists claim water is two hydrogen atoms attached to an oxygen atom.”
It’s just a fact.
He CANNOT do this.
And the media DAMN well better get their coverage right.
That’s like “experts say sun rises in east, and some scientists claim water is two hydrogen atoms attached to an oxygen atom.”
It’s just a fact.
He CANNOT do this.
And the media DAMN well better get their coverage right.
Trump says he's pardoned Tina Peters, but that may not save her from prison
Trump has no jurisdiction over state-level cases to offer the pardon.
www.axios.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don’t want to see “experts say Trump can’t pardon a state conviction.”
That’s like “experts say sun rises in east, and some scientists claim water is two hydrogen atoms attached to an oxygen atom.”
It’s just a fact.
He CANNOT do this.
And the media DAMN well better get their coverage right.
That’s like “experts say sun rises in east, and some scientists claim water is two hydrogen atoms attached to an oxygen atom.”
It’s just a fact.
He CANNOT do this.
And the media DAMN well better get their coverage right.