Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired

j jonah jameson was honestly over the line in funding the creation of the Scorpion supervillain. im not afraid of saying it anymore

[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]

email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗

email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals

email 3: god will not forgive our folly

Team Soros has defeated Team Jesus

you have got to give it up for the crunchy rice at the bottom of a hot stone bowl

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

folk horror is totally out of control