Dragon Crab
@phastinemoon.bsky.social
I am a Butche Fatale, 200+ lbs, 5'1", alpaca farmer, and one of two twin sisters who each only tell the truth or lies.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
And I'm also primarily a Tumblr girlie -- I'm just here to follow people from Youtube.
Quick survey: It’s normal to assume that everyone has you on mute unless you see them actively responding to your posts, right?
That’s the default assumption, right?
That’s the default assumption, right?
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Quick survey: It’s normal to assume that everyone has you on mute unless you see them actively responding to your posts, right?
That’s the default assumption, right?
That’s the default assumption, right?
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Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Hayseed Dixie are taking their good times music on the road again: "If loving the banjo is wrong, then we don't want to be right! If it offends you, then it's about you."
www.herecomestheflood.com/2026/01/hays...
@hayseed-dixie.com #inconcert
www.herecomestheflood.com/2026/01/hays...
@hayseed-dixie.com #inconcert
Hayseed Dixie: tour dates
A blog about music. The good stuff only.
www.herecomestheflood.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Hayseed Dixie are taking their good times music on the road again: "If loving the banjo is wrong, then we don't want to be right! If it offends you, then it's about you."
www.herecomestheflood.com/2026/01/hays...
@hayseed-dixie.com #inconcert
www.herecomestheflood.com/2026/01/hays...
@hayseed-dixie.com #inconcert
So… anyone else think that, if Alastor had been more patient and cautious, he probably could’ve gotten Rosie to fix his staff without needing all the rigamarole of getting captured by Vox, cashing in his favor with Charlie, and nearly getting blown up?
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
So… anyone else think that, if Alastor had been more patient and cautious, he probably could’ve gotten Rosie to fix his staff without needing all the rigamarole of getting captured by Vox, cashing in his favor with Charlie, and nearly getting blown up?
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(h/t zachariah.dracoulis/IG)
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
(h/t zachariah.dracoulis/IG)
We all need some good palate cleanser content.
ProZD? Food? Probably some good jokes and vibes?
Count me in.
ProZD? Food? Probably some good jokes and vibes?
Count me in.
i have a NEW FOOD CHANNEL, moving forward, any food videos i make will be posted here, come subscribe and be one of the cool kids www.youtube.com/@ProZDEatsFood
ProZD Eats Food
yo, it's my new channel where i eat food
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
We all need some good palate cleanser content.
ProZD? Food? Probably some good jokes and vibes?
Count me in.
ProZD? Food? Probably some good jokes and vibes?
Count me in.
Bitch, I might!
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Bitch, I might!
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
So…
Are we sure that 🍊actually has Maduro in custody?
Lying liar who lies, and we’re taking him at his word for THIS?
Are we sure that 🍊actually has Maduro in custody?
Lying liar who lies, and we’re taking him at his word for THIS?
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
So…
Are we sure that 🍊actually has Maduro in custody?
Lying liar who lies, and we’re taking him at his word for THIS?
Are we sure that 🍊actually has Maduro in custody?
Lying liar who lies, and we’re taking him at his word for THIS?
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This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
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For every think piece about how Hollywood can’t write women, and here’s a non-Hollywood example that shows what Hollywood does wrong; every reviewer should contemplate 1) is the character an ADULT, or a CHILD; 2) is the audience adults, or children; 3) is she just goofy?
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
For every think piece about how Hollywood can’t write women, and here’s a non-Hollywood example that shows what Hollywood does wrong; every reviewer should contemplate 1) is the character an ADULT, or a CHILD; 2) is the audience adults, or children; 3) is she just goofy?
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Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
Be safe out there. 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Good morning, kids.
Be safe out there. 🥰
Be safe out there. 🥰
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I have to run up the street for cat food today, it will take about five minutes. Easy errand. They know me at the store, they're nice and often give me a free coffee.
So I'm thinking I'll only have to focus for like an hour before getting up and doing it? Seems fine.
So I'm thinking I'll only have to focus for like an hour before getting up and doing it? Seems fine.
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I have to run up the street for cat food today, it will take about five minutes. Easy errand. They know me at the store, they're nice and often give me a free coffee.
So I'm thinking I'll only have to focus for like an hour before getting up and doing it? Seems fine.
So I'm thinking I'll only have to focus for like an hour before getting up and doing it? Seems fine.
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Yep
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Yep
So… were the other Saja boys possessing real K-pop stars, like in Space Jam; or were those other demons Jinu brought along just chill like that.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
So… were the other Saja boys possessing real K-pop stars, like in Space Jam; or were those other demons Jinu brought along just chill like that.
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Tax Clients, take note!
The IRS has, historically, used the postmark date to determine the date of paper filings. www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc...
Now that the USPS is changing the postmark date to the date of processing, a tax document mailed *the day that it's due* will no longer be filed on time.
The IRS has, historically, used the postmark date to determine the date of paper filings. www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc...
Now that the USPS is changing the postmark date to the date of processing, a tax document mailed *the day that it's due* will no longer be filed on time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Tax Clients, take note!
The IRS has, historically, used the postmark date to determine the date of paper filings. www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc...
Now that the USPS is changing the postmark date to the date of processing, a tax document mailed *the day that it's due* will no longer be filed on time.
The IRS has, historically, used the postmark date to determine the date of paper filings. www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc...
Now that the USPS is changing the postmark date to the date of processing, a tax document mailed *the day that it's due* will no longer be filed on time.
😝
#hourly #tig https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/tigs/FB_IMG_1453829810198.jpg
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
😝
Draw fanart for things, even if it’s other people’s OCs!
This is what it’s all about!
This is what it’s all about!
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Draw fanart for things, even if it’s other people’s OCs!
This is what it’s all about!
This is what it’s all about!
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So, librarians, do you have a contingency plan for when these goons enter your facility? You might not be able to block access to a public building, but how are you alerting your patrons? Do you have a plan to get them out safely? Because you should.
Your tax dollars hard at work in Minnesota at the library! Notsee LARPers everywhere these days getting those government paychecks
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So, librarians, do you have a contingency plan for when these goons enter your facility? You might not be able to block access to a public building, but how are you alerting your patrons? Do you have a plan to get them out safely? Because you should.
Hey chat, is there a term for “penny-wise; pound-foolish” but, like… reversed?
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey chat, is there a term for “penny-wise; pound-foolish” but, like… reversed?
A "bomb cyclone" is intensifying severe winter weather for millions of people across the U.S. The system is expected to knock out power and disrupt holiday travel.
Heavy snow, strong winds and extreme chill sweep from the Midwest to the East Coast
A "bomb cyclone" is intensifying severe winter weather for millions of people across the U.S. The system is expected to knock out power and disrupt holiday travel.
n.pr
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM