Jake
@phatjake.bsky.social
Thicc // 6’2”. // Hugo winning contributor(Ao3), working class stiff, professional skanker, lover all things nerdy. He/him, Buy my book https://amzn.to/2t4t3HX
Wanna know what me and The Legend of Zelda have in common? We turn 40 years old next year!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Wanna know what me and The Legend of Zelda have in common? We turn 40 years old next year!!
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brb headcanoning myself into kpop demon hunters
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
brb headcanoning myself into kpop demon hunters
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
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So the Epstein Files just went away, huh
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So the Epstein Files just went away, huh
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kind of amazing every person in the world treats trump like a literal baby
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
kind of amazing every person in the world treats trump like a literal baby
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turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
We should get 1am twice every day.
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We should get 1am twice every day.
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Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial ...
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October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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One problem with the sequel trilogy was it held too hard on nostalgia. Look it’s an X-Wing and it’s not grey! Look it’s a Tie-Fighter and it’s Not grey! But you know who’s really grey? You if you saw the Original Star Wars in theaters.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
One problem with the sequel trilogy was it held too hard on nostalgia. Look it’s an X-Wing and it’s not grey! Look it’s a Tie-Fighter and it’s Not grey! But you know who’s really grey? You if you saw the Original Star Wars in theaters.
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"I’m a US citizen; a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason."
"ICE cannot be allowed to operate in the shadows, unchecked & unaccountable. Civil rights mean nothing if those in power face no consequences for violating them. Accountability is the only way forward."
"ICE cannot be allowed to operate in the shadows, unchecked & unaccountable. Civil rights mean nothing if those in power face no consequences for violating them. Accountability is the only way forward."
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"I’m a US citizen; a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason."
"ICE cannot be allowed to operate in the shadows, unchecked & unaccountable. Civil rights mean nothing if those in power face no consequences for violating them. Accountability is the only way forward."
"ICE cannot be allowed to operate in the shadows, unchecked & unaccountable. Civil rights mean nothing if those in power face no consequences for violating them. Accountability is the only way forward."
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we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked
October 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked
Growing up has been seeing my favorite comedians die, become anti-vaxors, become anti-woke, trade their morals to get Saudi Arabia money and it fucking sucks. But when they do I stop supporting them and I move on and grow because they clearly can’t.
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Growing up has been seeing my favorite comedians die, become anti-vaxors, become anti-woke, trade their morals to get Saudi Arabia money and it fucking sucks. But when they do I stop supporting them and I move on and grow because they clearly can’t.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Still backing or endorsing Israel & Netanyahu while it continues to commit mass murder, starvation and genocide, yes, it does make you complicit. You either support committing crimes against humanity or you don't. Your self declared political identities don't matter when your principles are corrupt.
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you literally called Trump the second coming of Hitler
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
you literally called Trump the second coming of Hitler
Living through the second Trump presidency is like when Anakin helps Palpatine but sadly no one has cut off both my hands and electrocuted me out a window to fall to my death.
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Living through the second Trump presidency is like when Anakin helps Palpatine but sadly no one has cut off both my hands and electrocuted me out a window to fall to my death.
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"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
September 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.
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“Charlie was like a son to me.”
Translation: camera prop. 👇
Translation: camera prop. 👇
September 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Charlie was like a son to me.”
Translation: camera prop. 👇
Translation: camera prop. 👇